Don't hold my hand if you aren't willing to take everything that comes with it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm still waiting for the, 'Once you go black, you never go back.' episode on Mythbusters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please don't dress like a slut unless you're really a slut. It's very confusing to us guys. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man never stops trying to show a woman how much she means to him, even after he's got her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let the phone ring instead of rejecting the call because I dont want the person to know I'm ignoring them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you realized that people will tell you they care, but they don't seem to show it unless you get sick, die,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why people assume you're jealous of everything you hate. If I hate you I just fu*king hate you! Nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have so much history with someone you just can't close the book , you have too rip that page out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; The hurtful people I let into my life are the ones who made me the stronger person I am today. For… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Call me a fashion fuckup but I refuse to disregard 1/2 my wardrobe just cause some fool said white wasn't okay after… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No one is as ugly as their driver's license picture and nobody is as attractive as their profile picture. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets be honest, whenever you get a new phone; you treat it like a new born baby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone isn't important enough, to tell them the truth, why tell them anything at all. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Newton's Third Law of Emotion: For every male action, there is a female overreaction. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When karma finally hits you in the face, I'll be there...Just in case it needs some help. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to 2012: Presidents are black, rappers are white, and asians play basketball. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't waste your time with explanations People hear ONLY what they wanna hear!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes saying that you dated somebody is just a polite way of saying we banged a couple of times. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You could give me 43 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you leave someone for another person, don't be surprised if that person leaves you for someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kept it real with you so keep it real with me. See there ain't no love if you don't trust me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All them months, all them memories and what for? Misery at the end and heartbreak — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care what the expiration date says, I'm smelling the milk before I drink it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your real friends always know what's being said, even when no one is talking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share