When a woman asks for your opinion, she doesn't want your opinion. She wants her own opinion repeated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything tastes TERRIBLE after you brush your teeth...especially orange juice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear guys who say condoms are uncomfortable, I've heard giving birth is pretty uncomfortable too... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your bestfriend, I swear to always pretend to be your lesbian lover when you're getting hit on by some ugly asshole… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies...you will get attached, bring them home, and they will shit all over everything you love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One day you're gonna remember me and how much I loved you .. then you're gonna hate yourself for letting me go .. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you expect the world to be fair with you because you're fair to them, its like asking a lion not to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS TEMPORARY.So if things are going good enjoy it cause it won't last forever and if things are going… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman wants to do many things with one guy, but a man wants to do just one thing with every woman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too many females want to be 'Models' not enough want to be 'Role Models.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
