People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being real must be a sin, because I keep getting punished for keeping it real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Jesus, I can afford wine. How about you start turning water into gas? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She got her daddy's tongue and temper... Sometimes her mouth could use a filter... God shook his head the day he built… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the bedroom, she'll have a million different ways of saying 'Yes'. But when she says 'No', it means no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes with girls they find a good guy but they leave him in the friend zone and go with the bad boy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forgive those who insult you attack you or take you for granted. But more than this forgive yourself for allowing them to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a problem with me, text me. If you don't have my number then that means you don't know me… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls like bad boys because they think they can 'fix them', but they're not a broken car and you're no mechanic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bruno Mars may catch a grenade for you but we catch hundreds, sincerely The Army. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie to see how it looks without them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are always those two teachers...that are totally having an affair! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeking happiness ain't easy esp, when your in a environment full of assholes! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If being a 'bitch' is what it takes to make my point clear, then I guess that's what I'll have to be. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're not sorry if you cheated you're just sorry you got caught. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says 'be honest' what they really mean is: lie to me, but be as convincing as possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't need to tell the world how real you are, YOU MUST SHOW the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who can't be real and keep it real have a hard time remembering exactly who they are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men never do anything right. And if they do something right, they'll never do it again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
