Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you text me first, you are legally obligated to continue the conversation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls spend hours deciding what to wear, and all guys do is try to picture us naked. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females are sluts, guys are players, that's just how it is and everyone knows it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; If it doesn't directly affect you, then its probably none of your business. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people don't like telling the truth... And some people can't handle hearing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a leader in life. Never fall into the role of a follower, it will cause you to fall when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you dont love me, somebody will. If you're not missing me, somebody is. If you dont care about me, somebody does.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For guys its bros before hoes, for girls its chicks before dicks, for me it who ever the eff has my back… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If selfish means taking care of my kids and not worrying about anyone else and their drama, then yes.. I am the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A generation raised on Google and 'cut and paste' homework. And were surprised when someone 'steals' a tweet? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ghetto people always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can keep on feeling yourself. I'll be with somebody else. you need to keep it real with yourself, before you end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're Talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's either a new car...or a new girl! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping it real must be a staple of all that we do! What's anything minus integrity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, when your crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
