Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are two reasons why we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them. 2. We do know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to heal the wound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Loyal women are being treated like hoes and hoes are being treated like loyal women. That's the problem with relationships today. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girl wants to be called a b*tch, but once you put the word 'bad' in front of it, these girls feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life becomes real only when we begin to face and solve our own problems. Until then we only swim in circles in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If girls were as nice to each other in real life as they are in Facebook comments, think how different the world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; From now on how you treat/talk to me will be in direct correlation of how you get treated. I strongly suggest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a superficial, dramatic, makeup caked, bra stuffing, leg spreading, whore. If you can't accept that, you don't deserve me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, the only thing that can make your lazy butt get up is when your laptop says 10% Battery Remaining. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have anything nice to say... say it anyways. That bitch needs to hear the truth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people make it so hard to hate them, others make it so hard to love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretty girls arent stuck up. Theyre just tired of the same guys all wanting the same thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be that person who drops all their friends the moment they get into a relationship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want someone who will stay with me no matter how hard I am to be with. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a key opens many locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys, it's a shitty lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are going to want you, need you, take you, love you, hate you, play you, rate you, save you or break… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love how you try to make nasty lies about me to make yourself sound like a better person. Beat me down,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship is like jumping on your bed; Its fun but someone is going to be hurt eventually. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People keep each other at a distance. Even friends, even lovers, keep each other at a distance; too much closeness will be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rather you hate me because of who I really am, Judge me because of my past. Then to pretend that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's hell in hello , good in goodbye , liein believe , over in lover, end in friend, ex in next , and if in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always have to change the song I'm playing to something less embarrassing before someone gets into my car. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us give thanks to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, the merciful Father, the God from whom all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a controlling boyfriend but if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't be tweeting half the stuff some of you 'taken'… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't see how someone can complain about something when they're just as much of a contributor, if not more so to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are just here to hear them selfs talk , others are here to use you , many are just here… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell how much you like someone by how strong the urge to check your phone is when you're with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
