I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh. — Joel McHale Copy Share Image
To me, racist jokes are not funny. I am politically correct, in a weird way. I like to push the boundaries that… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because… — Dick Masterson Copy Share Image
“Seafood poisoning, a cigarette lit as the person is drifting off to sleep and that sets fire to the sheets or, worse,… — Javier Marías Copy Share Image
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny. — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
