Most people, when they hear the disease name, it's all they know about it. It sounds so mild. When I first was… — Laura Hillenbrand Copy Share Image
I wasn't a big Sam Darnold fan after they beat us in the Rose Bowl game my sophomore year, but that's just… — Saquon Barkley Copy Share Image
One evening, Mike Myers and Steven Spielberg were discussing 'Goldmember,' and I just happened to joke, 'If you need a Japanese character,… — Nobu Matsuhisa Copy Share Image
I think there is much more storytelling in stand-up now. Less emphasis on the joke. Jokes are still important, but it feels… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you do a joke that's really old, then what happens is people on Reddit and Twitter just go, 'Real original, you're… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
I like my messiness on stage, though I watch comics who come at a joke from every angle and I think, 'Yeah!… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
My private joke about 'Luke Cage' is that it's a bulletproof version of 'Lemonade,' and that, essentially, it's a concept album that… — Cheo Hodari Coker Copy Share Image
The reality is, to watch Jon Stewart, you already have to have watched the news. In other words, it's not funny if… — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
Me: *laughs* Parents: What's so funny? What's going on? Who are you talking to? Can I see what the joke is? Are… — Celeste Hartman Copy Share Image
Venom was a joke in the '80s, their heavy metal music sucked big time, and I really have no interest in them… — Varg Vikernes Copy Share Image
If someone wants to make a joke about me smoking too much pot, I'm not going to get mad at them, because… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I think its natural if youre doing a lot of comedy to do a lot of drama, because you have to figure… — Judy Greer Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there's some real thinking going on. They have a vested… — Brian P. Cleary Copy Share Image
My joke used to be about my father and Peter Boyle: that anything you see Peter Boyle do on TV, my father… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
I use this notepad onstage, mastering the art of not being professional. I'll do a joke that doesn't work on purpose, then… — Deon Cole Copy Share Image
When you people have a set up joke and the joke is set up straight and the words are just well written,… — Will Gluck Copy Share Image
I used to think of it as a joke that all paranoids were right. That was a joke in the '60s, but… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
Often women are pitted against each other for an easy joke, so they fight or steal each other's boyfriends. That's not really… — Hannah Simone Copy Share Image
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
I can joke around and do what I want and be great in my area and play around and be the best,… — Lil B Copy Share Image
“the new Filipino President's name had become a saucy joke: 'Corazon, aqui, no?' That is: 'Darling, let's do it here, eh?' Or,… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
“Here’s a statistician joke for your next hot date: Person A: What happens when Bill Gates walks into a bar of 55… — Timothy Ferriss Copy Share Image
We must be able to deal with ridicule and scorn, which it always seems that Buddhists receive. But we feel that it… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Challenging someone is good. You need to do it. Sometimes they don't even realize you're doing it, like when you joke with… — Sidney Crosby Copy Share Image
“The only thing you could do was smile from the corner they’d backed you into. Implicate yourself in the joke even if… — Emma Cline Copy Share Image
“A cute girl, a pissed off Were-spider, and an occult boulnty hunter carrying a small arsenal walt into a bar... I bet… — James R. Tuck Copy Share Image
“I thought I had one of your father, but it didn’t develop.” Tremaine nodded ruefully. “It’s the silver nitrate in the film… — Martha Wells Copy Share Image
I like the rhythm of comedy in dramas, if that makes sense. In other words, I don't want to write setup, punch,… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
I believe in three-act structure. When I say that to novel people, or people in the world of books, they go, 'Well,… — Stephen J. Cannell Copy Share Image
If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit F5 on your browser and the page will refresh… — Ryan North Copy Share Image
When our kids are asked by their friends about the success of the longevity of our marriage, they simply joke that Tamar… — Patrick Pichette Copy Share Image
It can be embarrassing being associated with a character like Finchy - people naturally assume you're just like him. Some people come… — Ralph Ineson Copy Share Image
You're going to get flak if you tell the wrong joke, but it's still the wrong joke. Give the wrong speech, you… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
I write these shows one joke at a time. There's no continuity. I do try to figure an order to the stories,… — Ron White Copy Share Image
Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on… — Hank Azaria Copy Share Image
All of Creation’s a farce. Man was born as a joke. In his head his reason is buffeted Like wind-blown smoke. Life… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
