“I realized how badly I wanted to make a joke to Dex about it. We had been the Ghostbusters. Now there was… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
Everything was meant to wind people up [in Make It Big ]. I don't know why we had this great pleasure in… — George Michael Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
You get used to such micro-aggressions, those sneaky remarks. Especially in comedy: when the mood is meant to be light you can… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I think it's really important to be kind, especially to people whose lives are grim - I try hard to cheer people… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
“Thanks for turning off the lights... and so far... it's your problem, you are getting in trouble... it's not me... so far… — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
I don't really do anything unless it's from the heart - I don't like to joke on people, or distract them from… — Lil B Copy Share Image
Once you start thinking about it in a mercenary frame of mind, then you're finished. You're a joke, because there are too… — Tommy Shaw Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ellie, what’s crawled up your arse? You can’t take a joke all of a sudden?” Luke aimed for lighthearted bravado, fell… — Jane Harper Copy Share Image
I could write a joke song really easily, but I think something that might be true for my generation is that there's… — Ezra Furman Copy Share Image
When you're in the editing room, the dangerous thing is that it becomes like telling a joke again and again and again.… — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
Unlike singers, who can earn for years by singing one song, we artistes have to be on our toes all the time.… — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it's got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can't just… — Betty White Copy Share Image
Well 'Impractical Jokers' isn't really a prank show, because the joke is on us. We make ourselves look like idiots in front… — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
I've always felt that a really good joke, a really good one-liner, is a really good line of poetry. It's imagistic, it's… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I had somebody call and make a joke about it: 'Oh, Buddy Guy won the Grammy - You should have won.' I… — Dr. John Copy Share Image
The U.K. and Europe in general seem to be a lot more patient. The U.S. are expecting 'joke joke joke joke joke… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
If you come away from a show thinking of an image, that's as good as remembering a joke. A lot of those… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
The jokes I was always attracted to, and that I would tell for the longest, were jokes where I cared about the… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
I've always been most drawn to fiction that wrestles with that death-fear. Sometimes I joke with my students, 'If no one is… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
“I had a dog. Ex-wife took him, and the house.” Is that why you like country music?” He eased himself our of… — Jeri Smith-Ready Copy Share Image
I'm an average American. As I joke, I'm the average Mexican American Jewish Italian mayor of the most diverse city in the… — Eric Garcetti Copy Share Image
A lot of comics aren't their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn't always ranting and raving. What I do is make myself this… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
I will make a joke about any of my family members, about me, about my wife, if I really thought that I'm… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I'm not against divorce, but I do believe it's really not a joke to find a life partner. In fact, better be… — Heart Evangelista Copy Share Image
“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
You know what they're doing to your Constitution? They're making a joke out of your Constitution. Love's not in your court room.… — Charles Manson Copy Share Image
I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience… — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
I think about my dad and how tough he had it. They treated us a lot better in our minor league system,… — Cody Bellinger Copy Share Image
“He got the deviant joke loud and clear, the one about the biggest head case craving the taste of a psychiatrist. The… — V. Theia Copy Share Image
Sex is God's joke on the human race ... if we didn't have sex to make us ridiculous, She would have had… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
As a kid, I drew comics. I had curly hair. I liked to joke, but I was kind of nervous about it… — Thomas Middleditch Copy Share Image
It's funny you can pretty much substitute the same actors in that top tier, whether it's a Chris Evans or a Chris… — Tamlyn Tomita Copy Share Image
Here goes a joke: Mom Sh**,wat r u sayin boay,Sh** mom,the Sh**,i tried 2 wake up ma sista with a fart but… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
People who would never think of dealing in racial or sexual stereotypes will still throw in a fat joke because it's still… — Al Roker Copy Share Image
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