A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I don't feel we need a declaration from the Palestinians that they recognize Israel as a Jewish state. — Yair Lapid Copy Share Image
My family history, like that of many Polish, German and Jewish families from Central Europe in the 20th century, is complex. — Donald Tusk Copy Share Image
My father is Jewish, and I look exactly like him My mother is British, but she's of French extraction. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
Most people are blown away by the fact that Beck is Jewish... and Billy Joel. I didn't know he was Jewish. — Guy Oseary Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I'm not an Orthodox Jew, I don't practise much in the way of Jewish religion, but I am very Jewish and I… — Michael Marmot Copy Share Image
The state of Israel seems to owe its very existence to the American Jewish vote, while at the same time consigning the… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“In the center of the table is a classic deli platter of lox and tuna salad with all the fixings, bagels, and… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
“The first predicament Israel faces is that the majority of Palestinians wish to push it into the sea, and hundreds of millions… — David Naggar Copy Share Image
I want to learn about a different religion. I grew up Catholic, but my grandfather was Jewish. Knowledge about other religions can… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
“In the end, I listen to my fear. It keeps me awake, resounding through the frantic beating in my breast. It is… — Ned Hayes Copy Share Image
“ He rejected traditional religious beliefs (Jewish, Christian, and Islamic) not on the basis of any reasoned argument, nor even with an… — Walter J. Moore Copy Share Image
I like being Jewish and I married a Jewish girl. It's like a way of life and it's good to be able… — Grant Shapps Copy Share Image
“For decades afterwards, I punished myself with images of Sofia standing naked in the snow, shivering, clutching a chunk of cement that… — Helen Maryles Shankman Copy Share Image
The first time someone tried to share the Gospel with me, I naively explained that I was Jewish and born in Israel,… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
I live in rural New Hampshire, and we are, frankly, short on people who are black, gay, Jewish, and Hispanic. In fact,… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
At age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I'm Church of England Protestant. My father was Catholic, and… — Michael Caine Copy Share Image
I'm really an honorary Jew, you know; all the best people are. I really do feel Jewish, even though I'm a Catholic.… — Nathan Lane Copy Share Image
The time is at hand when the wearing of a prayer shawl and skullcap will not bar a man from the White… — Jules Farber Copy Share Image
I'm not completely Jewish, if you know what I mean. I know people want me to be. My father is Jewish. My… — Julian Edelman Copy Share Image
I was born Jewish, and I consider that my religion. But I've studied all religions, and as you learn more, you really… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“...British appeasement of the Palestinian Arabs led directly to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Jews [in the Holocaust] who might… — Sol Stern Copy Share Image
But, when I toil in the field of Jewish culture which I frequently do, I am indeed a Jewish artist. — Theodore Bikel Copy Share Image
He led quite a great life, ... He was an Old Testament figure railing against the establishment - a Jewish guy from… — Tom Hayden Copy Share Image
I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
The Jewish people, ever since David slew Goliath, have never considered youth as a barrier to leadership. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
They just think I'm a white dude. Every once in a while someone thinks I'm Jewish. I get a lot of stuff,… — James Roday Copy Share Image
Of course I consider myself a Jewish writer - I am one! All of the protagonists in my five books have been… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
I feel Jewish in the sense of culturally Jewish, I suppose the way Bernie Sanders feels Jewish, but not Jewish in a… — Susan Jacoby Copy Share Image
It has been estimated that one third of our Western civilization bears the mark of its Jewish ancestry. — Huston Smith Copy Share Image
Since I was first elected to Parliament in 2010, I have witnessed appalling attacks on Jewish people, including my fellow MPs. — Luciana Berger Copy Share Image
I'm certainly not a practicing Jew. I would never claim, 'I'm Jewish.' That's not the first and foremost thing in my mind,… — Scott Ian Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I'm not gay or Jewish, so I don't have a special interest group of journalists that support me. — Vincent Gallo Copy Share Image
I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
I'm still ambiguously ethnic. I could be Persian - I could be anything. But I'm Italian and Jewish, so I'm a citizen… — Justin Baldoni Copy Share Image
I am a practicing Catholic, but my lineage is Jewish, so if someone asks me if I'm Jewish, I say yes. — Neve Campbell Copy Share Image
There's two identity markers I'm sure of, and one is, I'm Jewish. And the other is, I'm a writer. There's just no… — Ariel Levy Copy Share Image
While I'm Jewish, the Hasidic world is still foreign to me. But I do understand some of the ideas of tradition and… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image