Jewish Quotes · Page 13

You know, I get much more Jewish in Israel because I like the way that religion is done there.

— Natalie Portman

A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both

— Jewish Proverb

Every time I go to ask my dad for money I remember I'm half Jewish lol.

— Chanel Dudley

Being "Jewish" is way stronger culturally than it is religiously.

— Gene Weingarten

If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.

— Jewish Proverb

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

— Alan King

I'm not super, super religious. If this is okay to say, I'm more culturally Jewish.

— Abbi Jacobson

“Yusuf As’ar Yath’ar: the last Jewish king ever to rule in Arabia.”

— Tom Holland

“What about you, Ian? Why don't you come too? Can't. I'm Jewish. You are not Jewish! You're Italian. I was thinking of…

— Terri Blackstock

I don't know what it's like to be Jewish, but I suspect there is some aspect of that: being Jewish is the…

— Ayad Akhtar

“I’ve lived for nothing and might soon die for less. My Life, Part One will be cancelled midway through the first season”

— R.S. Gompertz

“...the Palestinian Arabs' obsession with the Jews and rejection of all political compromise was inspired by Islamic teachings as well as by…

— Sol Stern

I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

— Anonymous

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces.

— Anthony Jeselnik

Just as we love ourselves despite the shortcomings we have, so should we love others despite the shortcomings they have.

— Baal Shem Tov

I grew up in a Jewish community where you listened to 'Fiddler on the Roof' and 'West Side Story.'

— Peaches

Until he lost all his money, my father was a successful north London Jewish businessman. He was unusual among his immediate family…

— Anthony Horowitz

There was no question of ever sending us to Jewish schools... They wanted us out there. They wanted us to be lawyers…

— Howard Jacobson

I am deeply concerned that, without peace and a two-state solution, the Jewish and democratic nature of Israel is in danger. That's…

— Alan Dershowitz

Mainstream Jewish intellectuals became 'pro'-Israel after the June 1967 war when Israel became the U.S.A.' s strategic asset in the Middle East,…

— Norman Finkelstein

At one point I would read nothing that was not by the great American Jews - Saul Bellow, Philip Roth - which…

— Kevin Barry

That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father…

— Lew Wasserman

“My identity as Jewish cannot be reduced to a religious affiliation. Professor Said quoted Gramsci, an author that I’m familiar with, that,…

— R.F. Georgy

“If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply…

— Max Müller

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English.

— Daniel Radcliffe

I look completely like my mum. She's very foreign, very Jewish.

— Helena Bonham Carter

'Cullum' is Scottish, but I'm nowhere near Scottish. My mother is Burmese, and my father is of German, Jewish, English ancestry.

— Jamie Cullum

“The Message of Mohammad is not a set of metaphysical phenomena. It is a complete civilization.”

— W.A.R. Gibb

Don't underestimate Jewish chicks. They can party like no tomorrow and you better be prepared and have a condom or two with…

— Anonymous

I guess everything having to do with your background has some influence on how you tell stories but it's hard to parse…

— Joel Coen

I mean to say, this is the book and I really loathe it and I can't imagine what a nice Jewish boy…

— Al Alvarez

The Jewish nation is indeed, the heart of the world and there is no reason for the existence of empires, kings, rulers,…

— Meir Kahane

“Oskar is the fruit of those fantasies -- the idea that what needed to be saved was not just lives but hope.”

— Richard Simon

“Krauthammer’s Law: Everyone is Jewish until proven otherwise. I’ve had a fairly good run with this one.”

— Charles Krauthammer

“Strange, how the name Israel, God's own chosen nation, who don't believe Jesus to be the Messiah, sounds almost the same as…

— Anthony Liccione

To get on in Hollywood, you've gotta be a bit gay and a bit Jewish, and I'm saving up to be Jewish.

— Vinnie Jones

The fact that I am not Jewish by religion does not prevent me from connecting to the Jewish nation's spirituality.

— Amar'e Stoudemire

Wasn't the Treaty of Versailles, wasn't that disproportionately influenced by Jewish intellectuals? Don't get me wrong. I'm not pro-Holocaust.

— Gavin McInnes

“The degradation of most civilizations, contain a common thread. The 'synagogue of Satan' is behind all weaponized ignorance and hate.”

— Freud s Crimes Against Christianity Paul Boggs

I know what it means to be Jewish, and I don't think someone who wasn't Jewish would really understand.

— Logan Lerman