Ironic Quotes · Page 6

One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.

— Demetri Martin

“How ironic. Now that he wasn't with Blay, he was being faithful to the fucker.”

— J.R. Ward

It is easy to keep secrets by being honest in an ironic tone of voice.

— Andrew Solomon

It's so ironic. When you finally achieve recognition, you hide behind dark glasses.

— Madhuri Dixit

“Irony that does not deem itself ironic is the most dangerous irony of all.”

— Robert Pogue Harrison

In our changing world nothing changes more than geography.

— Pearl S. Buck

I have a great sense of humor, but it has an ironic twist to it.

— Howard Dean

If you think this Universe is bad, you should see some of the others.

— Philip K. Dick

It is ironic that a nation that has never experienced a coup d'etat should be so obsessed with the idea of conspiracy.

— Gore Vidal

I don't think there is anything more ironic than seeing a black child swinging on a jungle gym.

— Anonymous

Would you buy a book proudly stating on the cover that its reader is a dummy? Or would you think "of course…

— Erik Naggum

You can't smoke in a restaurant in Los Angeles, which is mildly ironic, when you consider the fact that you can't breathe…

— Greg Proops

You [men] are our protectors, is not true; for if you were, who would there be to protect us from?

— Mary Edwards Walker

Life wants you to serve something more than yourself. When you serve something more than yourself, you are served. It's the most…

— Tony Robbins

It seemed ironic that Lowell Levine and I, who were both Jewish, were going over to identify the remains of a man…

— Michael Baden

It is so beautifully ironic that St. Francis - the great lover of animals - is now a pigeon's target in countless…

— Mark Hart

I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me…

— Zach Galifianakis

Doesn't it seem ironic that people fear that we might become alienated by communicating with each other through computers, when we are…

— Howard Rheingold

What 'Scream' was great at was presenting ironic detachment and then making you actually care about the people that were having it,…

— Joss Whedon

“Across his forehead was stamped the word WORTHLESS. How ironic. Exactly what someone might find stamped on his own forehead if they…

— James L. Rubart

Often you read something about yourself, and either you've been ironic, and that doesn't work in print, or it paraphrases something that…

— Simon Pegg

Qhuinn looked at each of the hoods again. How ironic, he thought. Nearly two years ago, an Honor Guard of black robes…

— J.R. Ward

It seems particularly ironic that a church that at one stage, a long time ago, fought to redefine marriage should now be…

— Andrew Solomon

You hear a lot of rap songs about spending money. I thought, wouldn't it be funny to make a song about saving…

— Lil Dicky

“I found it ironic that I should be blessed with wings and yet feel so constrained, so trapped. It was because of…

— Leslye Walton

I find it ironic that Republicans have such disdain for the lazy, and yet their solution to every problem is do nothing.…

— Bill Maher

Did you ever have a conversation with someone who misunderstood everything you had to say? It's exhausting, and the ironic part is…

— Francois Mauriac

Now we're living in a nuclear age, and the science that was supposed to be automatically for human welfare has become a…

— Reinhold Niebuhr

Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be 'so bad they were good'. They were not made…

— John Waters

In practice, you realise that most attempts to feed your baby in a public space will be met with subtle but palpable…

— Rowan Pelling

Dammit, Vik. How can you not know what’s wrong with this thing? Can’t you commune with it or something? (Devyn) My name…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

We were just floored by the kindness of the people here. The minister of the Unitarian Church in Honolulu invited my family…

— Madalyn Murray O'Hair

“Ironic, but one of the most intimate acts of our body is death.”

— Anonymous

Misery loves company which is ironic because it rarely throws dinner parties.

— Dov Davidoff

It's kind of ironic how common sense isn't common at all.

— Anonymous

“She has been dreading tomorrow ever since it happened the first time.”

— Tom Rachman

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh

— Anonymous

Its ironic when someone says 'ill always be there for you' always leave first.

— Stay Strong

“Is that supposed to be ironic or predictive or something?”

— Penelope Fletcher

“I'm not some character from a boys' manga." ~Yukio”

— Kazue Kato