Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
When men lose against me, they always have a headache ... or things of that kind. I have never beaten a completely… — Susan Polgar Copy Share Image
“Now God was going to run him over with his own truck. As he lifted his free arm to cross himself, it… — Dawn Lee McKenna Copy Share Image
“He calls himself working class, which I think is a bit ironic since he doesn’t work.” — Ida Løkås Copy Share Image
It really is ironic that the saddest I'd ever been was when I had 'achieved' all the things I had wanted. I… — Lindsey Stirling Copy Share Image
It is ironic that people of modest means sometimes become conservative out of a scarcity fear bred by the very capitalist system… — Michael Parenti Copy Share Image
“Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory.” — George S. Patton Jr Copy Share Image
Ironic how the person you'd take a bullet for sometimes ends up being the one behind the gun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gloomily came to the ironic conclusion that if you take a highly intelligent person and give them the best possible, elite… — Halton Arp Copy Share Image
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A… — Berkeley Breathed Copy Share Image
It would be difficult for a writer of realism to avoid suggesting a political/moral perspective in his or her fiction. "Politics" per… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
I've never met or spoken to David Lee Roth, yet it's rather ironic that even he's saying Eddie's lying about things. I'm… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
It's kind of ironic that the two sports with the greatest characters, boxing and horse racing, have both been on the decline.… — Dick Schaap Copy Share Image
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“People are ruined by challenged economic lives. But they are ruined by wealth as well because they lose their ambition and they… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
It is ironic that a movement that made its reputation championing the irrelevance of biological differences when those differences were to most… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is ironic to think that man might determine his own future by something so seemingly trivial as the choice of an… — Rachel Carson Copy Share Image
It's kind of ironic that in life the person that brings out the best in you and makes you strong, is actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Looking up at the stars, I know quite well That, for all they care, I can go to hell, But on earth… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
At school I got harassed so badly for being too tall, too thin, too pale - too everything that has gotten me… — Karen Elson Copy Share Image
The surest sign that two people no longer speak the same language is that both say ironic things to one another but… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Die on a hilltop... eyeing the crows... waiting for your lids to close... but you want to watch as they peck your… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
What's so ironic is that CNN's doing reports on fake news, and they have someone who writes one false news story after… — Joe Scarborough Copy Share Image
Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Life is too ironic to understand fully. It takes sadness to know happiness, noise to distinguish silence and a broken heart to… — Added By: Ariachevalier Copy Share Image
Prison is the only form of public housing that the government has truly invested in over the past 5 decades — Marc Lamont Hill Copy Share Image
Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the ironic point of view is sometimes the only legitimate way to interpret the reality we live in.” — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
It's ironic how the more Pringles you eat, the less able you are to fit your hand into the can. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
It is so ironic that we always order for a hot soup yet we eat it when it's already cold. — Vic Patrice Copy Share Image
It's ironic that the Bible belt is the killing belt - Texas, Florida, Alabama, Virginia, and so forth, Georgia. Chief executioners. — Joseph Lowery Copy Share Image
It's ironic that in our culture everyone's biggest complaint is about not having enough time; yet nothing terrifies us more than the… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
It's ironic how we ignore those who want us, want those who ignore us, love those who hurt us, and hurt those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish to have as my epitaph: 'Here lies a man who was wise enough to bring into his service men who… — Andrew Carnegie Copy Share Image
The humor is the sort born of ironic necessity; they use it to salve the wounds in insensitity. — Leah Hager Cohen Copy Share Image
Never make your girlfriend crying cause it will be ironic if someone else wipe her tears — Alvin Copy Share Image
Its ironic how the most damaged people have the ability to make someone feel better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
