Internet Quotes · Page 68

Dear Internet Users, Someday u will regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms & Conditions.

— Anonymous

“Google: An FBI polygraph test will get Captain Mark Richards released from prison”

— TRUMP is a CHILD RAPIST

Unless Your Name Is GOOGLE, Stop Acting You Fucking Know Everything...

— Pacifiersucker

“Its like a sort of internet Ren Fair. Its like Dungeons & Dragons but for cool people who have got friends.”

— Craig Ferguson

John would have been the first white rapper. And also he would have cherished the Internet.

— Yoko Ono

Because of the Internet of Things, we're all going to be connected.

— Alan Mulally

The Internet and Yahoo are firmly established as 'must buys' for brand advertising.

— Terry Semel

At the time I wrote Xone I had never been on the Internet.

— Piers Anthony

I study my competition for at least an hour a day. I get on the internet, look at what they doing, then…

— Freddie Gibbs

The Internet was developed in large part by U.S. government research funding to develop new communications networks, starting with a network created…

— Robin Hayes

“In the fight for freedom, the Internet is everything, and we should fight to protect it from government encroachment and censorship.”

— Matt Kibbe

It's crazy... without the Internet I would never be in this place... without YouTube and stuff. But also I wouldn't be here…

— Justin Bieber

Every pastor, youth pastor, and every parent is in competition with the Internet and the information it is spreading. Most young people…

— Josh McDowell

The way that worms and viruses spread on the Internet is not that different from the way they spread in the real…

— David Ulevitch

One of the most important accomplishments of the Caucus is raising awareness with law enforcement and communities nationwide on the issues of…

— Nick Lampson

If [YouTube] were to switch to Theora and maintain even a semblance of the current YouTube quality it would take up most…

— Chris DiBona

I'm scared," she said. "These days I feel like a snail without a shell." "I'm scared too," I said. "I feel like…

— Haruki Murakami

The most important thing is to make the technology inclusive - make the world change. Next, pay attention to those people who…

— Jack Ma

'Temes' [technology-enhanced memes] don't care about us - they simply want to create more of themselves. Don't think we created the internet…

— Susan Blackmore

Why does it seem to be more and more challenging to find a perfect mate or maintain a happy and compatible relationship?…

— Pamala Oslie

The advent of the Internet exposed the fact that the old business model for newspapers was broken. The world wide web fundamentally…

— Lionel Barber

I think the one advantage to a failed - recovering, but a pretty broken - economy, and a lot of broken promises,…

— Alexis Ohanian

And I love the people there. Sergey Brin and Larry Page are cool. But I'm terrified of the next generation that takes…

— Jacob Appelbaum

Nobody, absolutely nobody, straps a bomb on their body because they were recruited from the Internet. It takes an enormous amount of…

— Reza Aslan

I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up.

— Jenny Lawson

The notion dies hard that in some sort of way exports are patriotic but imports are immoral.

— David Ormsby-Gore, 5th Baron Harlech

I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's so much kind of bureaucracy involved with the whole concept of net neutrality and like technical stuff.

— Terry Gross

A young artist can become popular more quickly with the Internet providing instant access to one's work.

— Jillian Mayer

The Net interprets censorship as damage and routes around it.

— John Gilmore

I didn't know our pictures on search quotes end up on google

— Shay

Dear internet,you shoud feel special. Im always choosing you over sleep xx

— Anonymous

“Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet.”

— Ruadhán J. McElroy

The Internet changes the structure of society all the time—this massiveness made of individuals.

— Ai Weiwei

The Internet foments outrageous behavior in part because it is a 'gray area' for social interactions.

— Rachel Simmons

“I don't even know who you are. I can't trust you. You're not real. Either of you. Fucking Internet people.”

— Wayne Gladstone

Spiders' webs only have to be large enough to catch flies.

— Neil Gaiman

I typed coughing into Google images, and this is what I got a few rows down...

— Alla

Although personally, I think cyberspace means the end of our species.

— Michael Crichton

“Souls were webs of light that contained the essence of a human’s life.”

— Carolyn Turgeon