I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Know what you're doing, love what you're doing, and believe in what you're doing. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can be killed just as dead in an unjustified war as you can in one protecting your own home. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are sure living in a peculiar time. You get morefor not working than you will for working, and morefor not raising… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The way to make money in the stock market is to buy a stock. Then, when it goes up, sell it. If… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't nothing but one word wrong with everyone of us, and that's selfishness. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
More men have been elected between Sundown and Sunup than ever were elected between Sunup and Sundown. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn't produced even a good Congressman. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The best thing about this group of candidates is that only one of them can win. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn’t have to pay the fiddler. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share
There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators. — Will Rogers Copy Share
Every Gag I tell must be based on truth. No matter how much I may exaggerate it, it must have a certain amount of… — Will Rogers Copy Share