Idiot Quotes · Page 3

To generalize is to be an idiot.

— William Blake

“You idiot loser.”

— Todd Hasak-Lowy

“Your schedule makes you dumber.”

— Ari Emanuel - The Six Lessons I Live By

“Thoreau was an idiot.”

— Bill Bryson

“We don't grow fangs, you idiot!”

— Darren Shan

“Louisa Musgrove is an idiot.”

— Vaishnavi Nair K

I'm a one-man idiot.

— Eddie Izzard

“Smartass is a latent idiot.”

— Toba Beta

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

Merlin is a wonder, but the wonder is that he's such an idiot

— Price Arthur

“making the human race smarter one idiot at a time”

— Anonymous

Almost everybody is born a genius and buried an idiot.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm a parent, and my kids think I'm an idiot.

— Butch Hartman

“his felt boots—the idiot!—almost into the fire. The”

— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

“Life is a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing.”

— Glen David Gold

I'm not an idiot: I know that I can sing and I know that I can act.

— Lindsay Pearce

Just as performers, I think you'd be an idiot not to utilize YouTube.

— Noel Wells

God preserve me from idiots and men in love, which is the same thing.

— M. V. Heberden

Since there are so many idiots out there, you may actually start to think you're crazy. You are not. They are idiots.

— Lewis Black

They could have been nice to me instead of treating me like an idiot.

— Norma McCorvey

“This is..." "You completely forgot what day it is, didn't you?" "Eh?" "It's your birthday!!" "Huh... It is? Oh!" "Idiot!”

— Shizuru Seino

I've always been an idiot, so doing voices and being a goof has always been a part of who I am.

— Helene Yorke

We are each an army of one. March forward with your army, never let go of your future and never listen to…

— Johnny Weir

“There is a difference between idiot and stupid, the idiot is stupid but stupid can not be an idiot.”

— Hyoungha Kim

Look at us! Are we not proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof…

— Grant Morrison

You run into a party and [a] woman comes up to you. She's the most beautiful creature you ever saw - Ava…

— Artie Shaw

Other than hitting the ball...there's nothing else I have ever done or know how to do. How to live on the outside,…

— Kim Young-kwang

People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer.…

— Steve Marriott

If you're hiring, if you're the person doing the hiring, forgive a scar or two. Remember that when we were young, we…

— Greg Gutfeld

Thank you... 'Real Housewives of Atlanta,' for demonstrating a universal truth: Idiots like me will always watch idiots like you fight on…

— Jimmy Fallon

“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel that I covered with…

— Jarod Kintz

I've got news for you... both those idiots [Al Snow and the Rock] aren't your friends! They hate you! Everybody hates you!…

— Chris Jericho

Everybody when they saw it, they said, "Did Willie Nelson sign your hat?" I'd say, "No, that'd be Willie Knucklehead - Robertson,…

— Si Robertson

I have always loved David Bowie. When he began to experiment with pop music in the 80's, I really thought there was…

— Patrick Stump

I don't care what is written," Meyer Landsman says. "I don't care what supposedly got promised to some sandal-wearing idiot whose claim…

— Michael Chabon

Criticizing people, winding them up, making idiots of them or fooling them doesn't make people with autism laugh. What makes us smile…

— Naoki Higashida

I think, initially, working on your own is really great because it allows you to just be really free and not worry…

— K. Flay

Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately…

— Rick Riordan

I'm an idiot, basically. I don't think that I'm a dumb guy, but I also realise that I have access to about…

— Bill Burr

The dominant feature of the later legislation has been this steady reduction of the status of the native, and, though the intention…

— Paul Hasluck