I was an idiot in terms of career-building, but I had a great time. — Sally Kellerman Copy Share Image
I'm paid to make an idiot out of myself. Why do you do it for free? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Any idiot can train himself into the ground; the trick is working in training to get gradually stronger. — Keith Brantly Copy Share Image
Better Than You island doesn't exist. And if it does it's full of idiots, looking over their shoulder for the next idiot… — David Whitehouse Copy Share Image
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I met President Obama, all I could say was 'wow' - twice. What an idiot. — Kathy Bates Copy Share Image
“You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I don't walk into a dinner party and say, 'You're an idiot; give me my coat.' — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Only men would think of cutting themselves to determine who the packleader is. Idiots. — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
You're used to having a camera in your face when you're playing a character - it's like having a mask on. But… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want… — William Hung Copy Share Image
I had a Taco Bell audition where I had to wear a huge sombrero and walk around like an idiot. I got… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
An idiot will do anything, no matter how stupid, because he is afraid of what everybody will think of him if he… — Tom Upton Copy Share Image
“Here's how I used to think you made a book: a poet comes along, mouth half open, inspired, then suddenly the idiot… — Vladimir Mayakovsky Copy Share Image
“It wasn't as if crack was getting great press in the South Bronx in 1999, but it took a particular kind of… — Edward Conlon Copy Share Image
“You are an idiot," Tom informed him. Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
Mechanical instruments, potentially a vehicle of rational human purposes, are scarcely a blessing when they enable the gossip of the village idiot… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
I didn't wanna be looked at as no idiot, and I didn't wanna feel like I was uneducated, because I really stopped… — Nipsey Hussle Copy Share Image
A big success can be very confusing if it comes too early in your life. When you are young, you are more… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Even in the tragedies, Shakespeare always put in parts for the comic actors because his audience was mixed. He puts in people… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
If you don't go to Broadway, you're a fool. On Broadway, off Broadway, above Broadway, below Broadway, go! Don't tell me there… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
This is not about the aesthetics: there is a rule in a society: "Whoever you deal with, makes you become them", therefore… — Janusz Korwin-Mikke Copy Share Image
I was an absolute idiot, wearing polo-necks, reading Kerouac, watching Woody Allen movies, and jazz fitted right into all of that. My… — Jamie Cullum Copy Share Image
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
In my little world, I'm very protected 'cause I'm treated like the idiot I am by my buddies. But, a little bit… — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
