If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord. — Johann Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
“The gaping trunk looked like the mouth of a village idiot who was explaining that he didn't know anything about anything.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's… — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honestly, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If you argue with an idiot, after a while it is hard to tell who the real idiot is. — Curly Girl Copy Share Image
“Deal with your own stupid planet, you idiot. Don’t make me come over there and slap you around again.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Of all the choices you could make, u choose to leave me. u are such an idiot — Sweet_browngirl Copy Share Image
“I don’t care about this stuff. I’m not even sure I’m a girl. I’m an eye in the sky. I am detached.… — Susan Juby Copy Share Image
How dumb do I think the Americans are? I bet you we could sell those idiots water. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's… — Tim Allen Copy Share Image
3 simple steps on how to be awesome: step 1) be yourself, no fakeness. 2) dont overuse the your right to be… — Travis Martin Copy Share Image
Newsreader: A huge asteroid could destroy Earth! And by coincidence, that's the subject of tonight's miniseries. Dogbert: In science, researchers proved that… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
I know I'm not a self-indulgent idiot; I also know I'm not the second coming of Deepak Chopra. If I had believed… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
When I was born, god said oh no! Another IDIOT when you were born god said oh! no! COMPETITION who knew one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She looked up and ran her eyes over me, slowly, while I stood and wondered why. Had she forgotten what I looked… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Even in the tragedies, [William] Shakespeare always put in parts for the comic actors because his audience was mixed. He puts in… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Because the stuff that they feed kids now, they'll have a bunch of idiots in the next millennium as far as art… — Billy Higgins Copy Share Image
People can be teachers and idiots; they can be philosophers and idiots; they can be politicians and idiots... in fact I think… — Iain Banks Copy Share Image
“I've already seen what you've got," Liz said, completely out of patience. "Now gimme my wine." "It's not that. I want to… — Kylie Gilmore Copy Share Image
I'm always working on new songs. With the technology these days, any idiot can record on Pro Tools on your laptop. All… — Sebastian Bach Copy Share Image
A field trip. You interested in doing something dangerous, and possibly illegal?" Does it involve underage girls, broken curfews and soorte4d fruit… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
“ I'm a fucking idiot. No, he was a man in love with a woman who meant the entire universe to him.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
No. I believe in free will. I think we make our own decisions and carry out our own actions. And our actions… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
Spring TO what purpose, April, do you return again? Beauty is not enough. You can no longer quiet me with the redness… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
“I’m that annoying?” “Well, you have pretty sharp mouth.” “I don’t want to sound like a smartass, but sir I can’t handle… — Rea Lidde Copy Share Image
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