Idiot Quotes · Page 26

What sort of a brain-dead idiot does it take to actually believe that gun laws will prevent criminals from obtaining and carrying…

— Neal Boortz

Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding the other person is a complete idiot.

— Anonymous

Boxing's a sport that gives you licence to act like an idiot, I think.

— Anthony Joshua

Ignore every idiot who make you feel love, because they knew it very well that they can never my great like you.

— Yashwardhan Pauranik

I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.

— Will Forte

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

— Frantz Fanon

Coming to the end of a long shot is brutal so when it's just me, if I mess up I can be…

— Emma Stone

Power calls to those who are hungry for power, and there are hungry idiots everywhere.

— Laura Anne Gilman

My mom wasn't, like, she was reading all these historical romance novels the majority of the time. She read a feminist book…

— Kathleen Hanna

I would not for a moment have you suppose that I am one of those idiots who scorns Science, merely because it…

— Robertson Davies

The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned…

— George Bernard Shaw

“Tristan shifted his gaze back to Lydia. “Call Dr. Sheldon and ask him where that useless idiot is.” Behind him, someone cleared…

— Alessandra Hazard

“Dammit, Gage. What the hell were you thinking?” “I wasn’t,” he shouts. “I was upset she wanted to stay, and I lost…

— Laura Kreitzer

I always hoped I'd end up playing a lot cooler roles. I do end up playing quite a lot of idiot savants,…

— Kris Marshall

I've certainly never liked the idea of being put in a box. I loved being part of shows like 'American Idiot' and…

— Joshua Henry

“My wife has never really thought much of me. Just the other night she turned to me and said, "George, do you…

— Various

We just did three albums in a row of shaking our fists in the air and yelling about George W.Bush and the…

— Al Jourgensen

“Idiot. People say that those who call others idiots are the real idiots. I don't care if I'm an idiot, so I'll…

— Ryohgo Narita

One of the most important things, especially when you're leaving school, is to realize you're going to be dealing with a lot…

— Lewis Black

The Catholics have a Pope. Protestants laugh at them, and yet the Pope is capable of intellectual advancement. In addition to this,…

— Robert Green Ingersoll

“I will meet idiots today, went one version of her after-waking meditation, and one of them will probably be me. Iau Hau’hai,…

— Diane Duane

One of the problems, and it's one which is obviously going to get worse, is that all the people at the party…

— Anonymous

The heavy eyelids snapped open. Jack froze. A huge gold-and-amber eye, as big as a dinner plater, stared at him. The dark…

— Ilona Andrews

Would you like to borrow a pair of my panties to wave around at the next Council meeting to get the point…

— Ilona Andrews

“A wise man who's ignored is about as effective as an idiot who's listened to.”

— Anna Smith Spark

On entering this world our starting-point is ignorance. None, however, but idiots remain there.

— Horace Mann

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi

— Bisco Hatori

I'm kind of a hokey-jokey, campy idiot in black lipstick, but when it comes to my music, I take it very seriously.

— Sharon Needles

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

— Rick Riordan

How can you say you're misunderstood? You're an idiot-there's not a whole lot that needs understanding there.

— Anonymous

Falling in love is terrible. It makes you act foolish, like an idiot.

— Lemmy

He [Donald Trump] makes himself look like an idiot every single day.

— Chrissy Teigen

If you interact with things in your life, everything is constantly changing. And if nothing changes, you're an idiot.

— Umberto Eco

I spent two decades being just OK at everything else. I realized I was happiest making people laugh and being the idiot.

— E. R. Fightmaster

“I am stupid. And kind. Which makes the biggest idiot in the world.”

— Markus Zusak

My son's an idiot. He sprained his ankle playing golf. He fell off the ballwasher.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they have not been few or little, I…

— Isak Dinesen

“Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I am not a certified idiot—" "Lack of certification hardly proves intelligence," Will muttered.

— Cassandra Clare

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

— Eric Frank Russell