Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It is deep January. The sky is hard. The stalks are firmly rooted in ice. — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
I remember spending one summer being utterly obsessed with trying to get the legendary unreachable 'Ice Key' from 'Banjo-Kazooie.' — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
I play hockey in a pickup league. I grew up playing, so it's nice to get on the ice whenever I can. — Robbie Amell Copy Share Image
I had never before met anyone who owned a telephone and believed in dragons. — Anna Kavan Copy Share Image
I never deprive myself. If I'm craving something once a week, then Ill go have it Ice cream or whatever, I just… — Kate Upton Copy Share Image
Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet. — Jeff Cesario Copy Share Image
Bad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I feel people think I'm almost like a robot - like an android... I just don't really get portrayed as someone who… — Megan Fox Copy Share Image
Indeed, evolutionists don't agree on how divergently our own biosphere could have developed if such contingencies as ice ages and meteorite impacts… — Martin Rees Copy Share Image
I'm always working out; I did ice hockey in high school, but I'm not a dance person. I mean, this was horrible,… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I've got in my hand… — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
Where did he go!” he bellowed, gloved hands clenching. “I had him in a snare that would take Alexander the Great a… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
The things I care about are the most pedestrian things in the world. I care about good ice cream and being a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they… — Homer Copy Share Image
If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier… — Don Herold Copy Share Image
Kipling said that Success and Failure are both imposters, and we should all listen to Kipling, if only because none of us… — Rupert Holmes Copy Share Image
Ice shows give us the opportunity to forget ourselves and just perform. They are amazing opportunities to be in front of audience… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
We have to, in the next ten years, begin to decrease the rate of carbon dioxide emissions and then flatten it out.… — James Hansen Copy Share Image
Therefore, to be possess'd with double pomp, To guard a title that was rich before, To gild refined gold, to paint the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Sophie, my dog, is the high in the highlights of my life. Even through rain, snow, ice, and general laziness, she is… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
My idea of Heaven has nothing to do with fluffy clouds or angels. In my Heaven there's butter pecan ice cream and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Write, if you must; not otherwise. Do not write, if you can earn a fair living at teaching or dressmaking, at electricity… — Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward Copy Share Image
You don't have to be foreign policy expert to succeed as president, but you have to have ice water for blood. — George Packer Copy Share Image
I've never been ice skating, ever. I'm traumatized by the idea of it. — Sebastian Stan Copy Share Image
I grew up in the '80s in L.A., so Ice Cube and Magic Johnson are my heroes. — Jonah Hill Copy Share Image
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good. — Jeff Bridges Copy Share Image
She could not have gazed at him with a more rapturous intensity if she had been a small child and he a… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
The purpose of a story is to be an axe that breaks up the ice within us. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
That's what you need to win a Cup and go far in the playoffs, you need every guy to be accountable in… — Brad Marchand Copy Share Image
Sometimes if you've got a story that's interesting enough, you don't need to pour sugar on ice cream. The ice cream is… — Paul Schneider Copy Share Image
Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice. — John Barrymore Copy Share Image
If one foot is in a bucket of steam, and the other is in a bucket of ice, you are not, on… — Andy Hargreaves Copy Share Image
Ice dance should not be seen as a rigid conformist form of figure skating. There is a great deal of freedom and… — Robin Cousins Copy Share Image
Southward with fleet of ice Sailed the corsair Death; Wild and fast blew the blast, And the east-wind was his breath. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
As long as I don't overindulge, it's OK for me to eat burgers and ice cream occasionally. As for alcohol? I've never… — Grigor Dimitrov Copy Share Image
I guess just lead by example on the ice as much as I can and go from there. — Johnny Gaudreau Copy Share Image
Despite the usual idea of a figure skater, I have no rhythm when it comes to even walking off the ice. I… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
“You are walking on thin ice - the ice of what remains of the trust between us - carrying the weight of… — Prashant Chopra Copy Share Image
