I had never before met anyone who owned a telephone and…

Nobody is listening to your telephone calls.

— Barack Obama

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.

— Richard Armour

What I like best about the telephone is that it keeps you in touch with people, particularly people who want to sell you magazine…

— Dave Barry

Similitude of the heart is like that of a telephone operator between man and God.

— Riaz Ahmed Gohar Shahi

You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?' 'Look, shut up, people might hear.' 'What do you mean, the people who live…

— Louise Rennison

Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?

— Julie James

One day every major city in America will have a telephone.

— Alexander Graham Bell

Dying's not so bad. At least I won't have to answer the telephone.

— Rita Mae Brown

No man who drank or smoked could ever come nearer to me than the telephone. I'd say, I won't let you - you nicotine-soaked,…

— Carrie Nation

Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory.

— Sam Ewing

You can't pick up the telephone and say, 'Connect me with someone else who has a kid with leukemia.'

— Howard Rheingold

The telephone is the most important single technological resource of later life.

— Alex Comfort

The telephone is virtual reality in that you can meet with someone as if you are together, at least for the auditory sense.

— Ray Kurzweil

I will take questions from the guys, but from the girls I want telephone numbers.

— Silvio Berlusconi

I will not be at the mercy of the telephone!

— C. S. Lewis