Horse Quotes · Page 25

There is no secret so close as that between a rider and his horse.

— Robert Smith Surtees

My two great loves are music and horses.

— Betty Buckley

I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me, I must scratch.

— William Shakespeare

To sit on a ranch horse that's been broken in, it's like getting in a Porsche.

— Sam Shepard

The horse-laugh indicates brutality of character.

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

“What is a horse’s favorite sport? A: Stable tennis!   Q:”

— Johnny B. Laughing

“We are horse folk, and that means more than we think it does.”

— Elizabeth Carlton

“A horse can lend its rider the speed and strength he or she lacks, but the rider who is wise remembers it…

— Pam Brown

The wind flew. God told to wind to condense itself and out of the flurry came the horse. But with the spark…

— Marguerite Henry

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food.

— Jimmy Fallon

Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.

— Prince Philip

Me and my friends used to joke about the fact that you don't see a Black man on a horse.

— Rege-Jean Page

A woman's love is like the morning dew. It's just as likely to settle on a horse turd as a rose.

— Larry McMurtry

“Horse: Fuckin' knight in shining armor. Might wanna trade your bike in for a pretty pink unicorn to ride, seein' as you're…

— Joanna Wylde

As to myself, if I were not a Calvinist, I think I should have no more hope of success in preaching to…

— John Newton

So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day…

— George Jung

I like people admitting they were complete stupid horses' asses. I know I'll perform better if I rub my nose in my…

— Charlie Munger

I am alone on this road strewn with bones and bordered by ruins! Angels have their brothers, and demons have their infernal…

— Gustave Flaubert

The folkish philosophy of life must succeed in bringing about that nobler age in which men no longer are concerned with breeding…

— Adolf Hitler

“You have me over the back of your horse.’ ‘It’s not like you to give up the reins,’ Damen couldn’t help saying.…

— C.S. Pacat

To 'coach' comes from the physical horse-and-buggy coach, referring to something that gets someone from where they are now to where they…

— Ian Brodie

What does a lamp do? The lamp is like a horse that is running but stays put. But by virtue of being…

— Seyyed Hossein Nasr

it doesn't matter if Prince Charles falls off his horse or that the hummingbird is so seldom seen or that we are…

— Charles Bukowski

I've always said I'm a good horse but I'm still an underdog.

— Martina Hingis

Happiness is not a horse, you cannot harness it

— Russian Proverb

Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool.

— P. J. O'Rourke

To a greedy eating horse a short halter.

— George Herbert

Motherhood is the strangest thing, it can be like being one's own Trojan horse.

— Rebecca West

A stallion must first be broken before it can reach its potential.

— Leonard Nimoy

“A unicorn is a big horse that comes to a point, really”

— Terry Pratchett

If a horse won't eat it, I don't want to play on it.

— Richie Allen

“I'm riding my own feet because I don't have a horse.”

— Emma Wolfang

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.

— Groucho Marx

I ride horses once in a while, but I'm no expert. I hold on for dear life.

— Emily Robison

Keep your money in your pocket. Or bet it on a good horse.

— Charles Bukowski

I'll get back to the whores and the horses and the booze, while there's time.

— Charles Bukowski

“You can lead a horse to water, but they might prefer wiskey”

— Jeri Estes

Dog lovers hate to clean out kennels. Horse lovers like cleaning stables.

— Monica Dickens

“The outisde of a horse is good for the inside of a man.”

— Winston Churchill