Horse Quotes · Page 24

The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.

— Henny Youngman

Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.

— Pam Brown

Never buy a saddle until you have met the horse.

— Mortimer Zuckerman

My aim and my passion is to own and breed race horses.

— Kylie Bax

You can't hang a man for shooting a woman who was trying to steal his horse.

— Willie Nelson

You fall off the horse and you get back on.

— Bethany Hamilton

Being born in a stable does not make one a horse.

— Anonymous

Happiness is only the cart; love is the horse

— George Vaillant

There's no sense in whipping a tired horse, because he'll quit on you. More horses are whipped out of the money than…

— Eddie Arcaro

Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse. And they'll both win for you.

— Elizabeth Arden

For years, I kept the two separate: Michael Horse the artist and Michael Horse the actor. I like the acting, but I'm…

— Michael Horse

Well, the thing is, I actually have a fear of horses, so I wouldnt make a very good cowboy.

— Johnny Christ

I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I…

— Sherwood Anderson

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.

— Anonymous

You spoil your horse, Halt said. Will glanced at him. You spoil yours. Halt considered the thought, then nodded. That's true.

— John Flanagan

For self is the lord of self, self is the refuge of self; therefore curb thyself as the merchant curbs a good…

— Max Muller

I love being outdoors and being with animals, and when you're on a horse, you have to leave your anxieties and worries…

— Deborah Harkness

You have never seen greatness in a Presidency; I have. It was a rich kid who you would think had every reason…

— Kurt Vonnegut

Animals are everything to me. I always say, 'Who rescued who?' with my horse Belle. She is my greatest teacher. She teaches…

— Beth Behrs

Dark Horse was my second time working with Todd Solondz. I love him truly, very much. And I don't think he'd ever…

— Selma Blair

“A book about books is like a poem about poetry: Books are knowledge, paid for, all. Readers - horses in a stall.…

— Will Advise

“the horse's head whipped up and he reared straight into the air. Colin ignored him and poured the oats. 'You look as…

— Eloisa James

Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt…

— Oliver Gaspirtz

The number of people that can reason well is much smaller than those that can reason badly. If reasoning were like hauling…

— Galileo Galilei

Segway will be to the car what the car was to the horse and buggy.

— Dean Kamen

I too saw the wooden horse blocking the stars.

— Derek Walcott

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.

— Alec Issigonis

And then I bought my own horse, which I had until it died.

— Eric Roberts

I ride my horses three to four times a week.

— Eric Roberts

When I was a little boy, I rode, but I didn't own horses.

— Viggo Mortensen

Luck is a strong horse; it can carry man to very distant places!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

— Will Rogers

A team of horses cannot overtake a word that has left the mouth.

— Wu Cheng'en

I can get mad and snap at people. If a horse loses, I'm moody.

— Bob Baffert

“Don't kick the horse's mouth that feeds you.”

— Ryan Fowler

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't push him in.

— Rock Cowles

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one's horse when he is leaping.

— Thomas Hood

If an ass goes travelling he will not come home a horse.

— Thomas Fuller

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle.

— Theophrastus

People don't assume John Wayne shoots people and rides a horse on weekends.

— Sylvia Kristel