All right, you primitive screwheads. Listen up. I'm Harry Dresden. I'm the new Winter Knight. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I think that men ought to treat women like something other than weaker men with breasts. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
So. You get handed a holy sword by an archangel, told to go fight the forces of evil, and you somehow remain… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I’d gone with my usual option. I was running through long tunnels filled with demons and monsters and nightmares, because it was… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I made a sandwich out of things. I'm an American. We can eat anything as long as it's between two pieces of… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Honey, I liked the Harry Potter movies, too, but that doesn’t mean I ran out and got a Dark Mark tattooed onto… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
For the sake of one soul. For one loved one. For one life." I called power into my blasting rod, and its… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“It's one of the things that makes us different than they are, Harry. The blood on their hands does not make it… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Murphy,” I hissed. “Are you absolutely sure about this hair? That it belongs to Kravos?” If it didn’t, the doll wouldn’t do… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to be diplomatic. The wisdom of my ass is well-known. If I didn't lip off to them, after shooting my… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
So we get a plan," I said. "Any suggestions?" "Blow up the building," Kincaid said without looking up. "That works good for… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Michael half-smiled. “The Lord will never give you a burden bigger than your shoulders can bear, Harry. All we can do is… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I wish I worried about my uncle's opinions, and had problems to work out with my mom. Hell, I'd settle for knowing… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Pain isn’t a lot of fun, at least not for most folks, but it is utterly unique to life. Pain — physical,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Da. This is going very well already." Thomas barked out a laugh. "There are seven of us against the Red King and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“They don't make morgues with windows. In fact, if the geography allows for it, they hardly ever make morgues above the ground.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I realized then what had happened. She had turned us--all of us, except for Mouse--into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds. Wonderful!" Lea said,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little gestures. She tugged… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Bob,” I said, louder. “Are you saying it… it ate my magic?” Bob got a defensive look on his face. “Not all… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I didn't want to believe that killing was deep inside of me. I didn't want to think about the part of me… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I have nightmares about hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I grunted. “She’s not a delicate princess,” I said. “She’s a warrior. Warriors have enemies. Sometimes warriors get hurt.” I felt my… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“There was a ticking time bomb inside my head and the one person I trusted to go in and get it out… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Whatever happened to "Ia, Ia, Cthulu fthtagn"? ... No one has a sense of style anymore -Harry Dresden” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Faeries like pizza?" I asked. "Oh, Harry," Toot said breathlessly. "Haven't you ever had pizza before?" "Of course I have," I said.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“No,” she said. “You are not Patrick Swayze. I am not Demi Moore.” She touched a switch on the little box and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I got in… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
“Mort looked at the cat and sighed. “Oh, sure. Professional ectomancer with a national reputation as a medium tells you what’s going on, and… — Jim Butcher Copy Share
