One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer Copy Share Image
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye Copy Share Image
If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules. — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. — Anne, Princess Royal Copy Share Image
No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can't even bring along their dogs… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and… — Harry Vardon Copy Share Image
When you come off that last hole and you've just finished a good round of golf, life is good. When you come… — Tom Watson Copy Share Image
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf… — A. P. Herbert Copy Share Image
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks… — Bobby Jones Copy Share Image
There is no shape nor size of body, no awkwardness nor ungainliness, which puts good golf beyond reach. There are good golfers… — Charles Walter Simpson Copy Share Image
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Like life, golf can be humbling. However, little good comes from brooding about mistakes we've made. The next shot, in golf or… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson Copy Share Image
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. — Jimmy Demaret Copy Share Image
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money… — Rick Reilly Copy Share Image
A hole in one is amazing when you think of the different universes this white mass of molecules has to pass through… — Mac O'Grady Copy Share Image
Golf is a very serious part of my life, but when you stop having fun at it, that's when it's time to… — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision. — Bernhard Langer Copy Share Image
If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course? — Larry Nelson Copy Share Image
It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. — Tiger Woods Copy Share Image
I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. — Ben Crenshaw Copy Share Image
