In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The gods help those who help themselves, and my word, didn't I help myself.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Usually he didn’t bother the gods, and he hoped the gods wouldn’t bother him. Life was quite complicated enough.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
A world like that, which exists only because the gods enjoy a joke, must be a place where magic can survive. And… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Around the Godde there forms a Shelle of prayers and Ceremonies and Buildings and Priestes and Authority, until at Last the Godde… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“A young man of godlilke proportions* was standing in the doorway. * The better class of gods, anyway. Not the ones with… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The gods," he said. "Imprisoned in a thought. And perhaps they were never more than a dream.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“...either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“For seven thousand years the people of Djelibeybi had believed in their gods. Now their gods existed. They had, as it were,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The trouble with gods is that after enough people start believing in them, they begin to exist. And what begins to exist… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Gods?” said Xeno. “We don’t bother with gods. Huh. Relics of an outmoded belief system, gods.” There was a rumble of thunder… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Certain things have to happen before other things. Gods play games with the fates of men. But first they have to get… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She was the Goddess Who Must Not Be Named; those who sought her never found her, yet she was known to come… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Wizards don’t believe in gods. They didn’t deny their existence, of course. They just didn’t believe. It was nothing personal; they weren’t… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Gods prefer simple, vicious games, where you Do Not Achieve Transcendence but Go Straight To Oblivion; a key to the understanding of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I mean, it's one thing saying you've got the best god, but sayin' it's the only real one is a bit of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I mean, we think we believe that the gods are wise and just and powerful, but what we really believe is that… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“It would be a pretty good bet that the gods of a world like this probably do not play chess and indeed… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“*The disc's greatest lovers were undoubtedly Mellius and Gretelina, whose pure, passionate and soul-searing affair would have scorched the pages of History… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Rincewind shivered. He was not, of course, an atheist; on the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. On the few occasions… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This is very similar to the suggestion put forward by the Quirmian philosopher Ventre, who said, "Possibly the gods exist, and possibly… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Can I ask a question, sir?" said Maurice, as Death turned to go. You May Not Get An Answer. "I suppose there… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Belief sloshes around in the firmament like lumps of clay spiralling into a potter's wheel. That's how gods get created, for example.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“The gods were there to do the duties of a megaphone, because who else would people listen to?” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“That’s what the gods are! An answer that will do! Because there’s food to be caught and babies to be born and… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“This one’s mental.’ ‘Eccentric.’ ‘What’s the difference?’ ‘A bag of cash.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“But I did not return until half past four this morning and I distinctly remember stubbing my toe on the stairs. I am as… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Someone broke from the scrum and, punching and kicking, staggered towards the Klatchian goal. "Isn't that man your butler?" said Ahmed. "Yes." "One of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with. Much family… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Magrat wondered what it was like, spending your whole life doing something you didn’t want to do. Like being dead, she considered, only worse,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
A hardback's harder at Christmas time because that's a good hardback buying time. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There were more old people. The world was full of them,' said the wizard. 'Yes, I know. And now it's full of young people.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you’d get if you shaved a bear.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“There is a night that never comes to an end… The clock of the world turns under its own shadow. Midnight is a moving… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You'd like Freedom, Truth, and Justice, wouldn't you, Comrade Sergeant?' said Reg encouragingly. 'I'd like a hard-boiled egg,' said Vimes, shaking the match out.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
“You are not apprehensive, are you? I can't detect no trace of fear none whatsoever Roomy cranium all possible videos of all possible outcomes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share
