Funny old age birthday Quotes

Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

— C. E. M. Joad

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

— Dr. Seuss

You're only as old as you feel.

— Paul Simonon

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

— Dorothy Parker

We can't reach old age by another man's road.

— Mark Twain

Its better to wear out than to rust out.

— Richard Cumberland

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.

— Robert Orben

I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.

— Eva Gabor

One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.

— Pablo Picasso

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

— Mark Twain

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

— Richard J. Needham

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building.

— Katharine Hepburn

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.

— Euripides

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

— Anthony

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar… Yung No Mo

— Dana Rosemary Scallon

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you…

— Jack Benny

The first forty years of our life give the text, the next thirty furnish the commentary upon it, which enables us rightly…

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized…

— Dave Barry

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.

— Arnold Bennett