Roses are red, violets are blue. God made me beautiful, what the hell happened to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me:Im finally happy:)..Life:Oh damn, That can't happen. Let me throw something bad in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Look officer, I'm not being a smartass. All I'm sayin' is if you caught me then you were speeding too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want to hear you complain about the heat unless you are planning to take off all your clothes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't afford porn, just turn on women's tennis and shut your eyes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should name hurricanes with black people names. I'd be terrified of hurricane Shanaynay. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My favorite text message, I will be there in five minutes, if not read again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I LOVE EVERYONE...SOME I LOVE TO BE AROUND, SOME I LOVE TO AVOID...AND SOME I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH ON THEIR FACE...!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to deactivate my FB account, but I know I would be proud of myself and want to announce it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the woman who invented the phrase 'All Men Are The Same' was a chinese woman who lost her husband in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think people know the difference between someone giving you a compliment and someone being thirsty. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care about your opinion or my cameras; my mirror thinks I'm sexy, therefore I'm a sexy-beast! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is so much drama on Facebook, I'm surprised that they don't have an awards show. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The origin of the word Boob: The B is the aerial view, the oo is the front view, the b is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary sex I was having with you in my head. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet that in prison everyone's FB relationship status is set to "it's complicated". — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The government may force me to have health insurance but they can never force me to respect my body. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I carry a magnum size condom in my purse like a modern day glass slipper. Some day my prince will come. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh.. so your dating my ex? i ate a sandwhich earlier. do you want those leftovers too? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with a terrorist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
