I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
Due to budget cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. — Robert Townsend Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate we can't buy many business executives for what they are worth and sell them for what they think they… — Malcolm Forbes Copy Share Image
Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical. — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Get the right people on the bus, the wrong people off the bus, and the right people in the right seats... — James C. Collins Copy Share Image
The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
Those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something that they thought irretrievably lost. — Helen Exley Copy Share Image
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner… — Joseph Stilwell Copy Share Image
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. If at… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
Writing about why you write is a funny business, like scratching what doesn't itch. Impulses are mysterious, and explaining them must be… — Patricia Hampl Copy Share Image
It's to paint directly on the canvas without any funny business, as it were, and I use almost pure turpentine to start… — Edward Hopper Copy Share Image
I don't like you two going off on you won. Just remember: behave. If I hear about any funny business, I will… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The wheels are turning, but the hamsters are all dead. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot. I learned… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I don't want any funny business, and above all I don't want to be dragged into other people's funny business. If it's… — Hans Fallada Copy Share Image
There are three cardinal rules - don't take somebody else's boyfriend unless you've been specifically invited to do so, don't take a… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget… — Joseph L. Mankiewicz Copy Share Image
The general systems of money management today require people to pretend to do something they can't do and like something they don't.… — John C. Bogle Copy Share Image
It was all very strange, Mr. Gray thought, as he wiped the coffee canister clean with a sponge. Very, very mysterious. You… — Lauren Oliver Copy Share Image
There were rumors that flew about the two of us, which were complete poppycock. There was never any romance between Madonna and… — Keith Carradine Copy Share Image
“Funny business, a woman's career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder-- so you can move faster-- you forget… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image