I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for weddings and funerals. — Walter O'Brien Copy Share Image
The bitterest tear shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone — Harriet Beecher Stowe Copy Share Image
I should like to abolish funerals; the time to mourn a person is at his birth, not his death. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean Copy Share Image
The pomp of funerals has more regard to the vanity of the living than the honor of the dead — François De La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was? — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
Some people hate funerals. I find them comforting. They hit the pause button on life and remind us that it has an… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals… — Rachel Klein Copy Share Image
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
I've been at the funerals of a lot of people in my neighborhood. Sometimes when I sit back and relax, I think… — Carmelo Anthony Copy Share Image
“Then Mount Jerome for the protestants. Funerals all over the world everywhere every minute. Shovelling them under by the cartload doublequick. Thousands… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start… — B Money Copy Share Image
“Funerals should be between a single person (dead) and a single person (alive) and ought to involve a discussion that no one… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
“People don’t gather after a death to mourn, but rather to reaffirm why life matters and to remember to exult in the… — Heather Lende Copy Share Image
“Stories are told at festive, joyful gatherings, but the ones narrated at funerals are special because they reaffirm existence, of the listeners… — Janice Pariat Copy Share Image
“Everyone was eating, talking softly, glancing at me, hugging me, eating. It was as if someone had turned the volume down. Everything… — Joan Abelove Copy Share Image
“Begbie doesnae even notice; he's in his element, particularly good at funerals in the way a lot ay psychopaths tend tae be.… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Most souls attend their funerals and have some feelings about them, but it's such an individual event. Some souls don't care what… — Echo Bodine Copy Share Image
Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at… — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
Growing up, there were a lot of funerals that I attended, and the adults at the funerals went out of their way… — Bryan Fuller Copy Share Image
They say funerals are not for the dead but for the living. Those rites are what permit you to move on, so… — Ann Aguirre Copy Share Image
“There are those, too, who are ethnically predisposed in favor of funerals, who recognize among the black drapes and dirges an emotionally… — Thomas Lynch Copy Share Image
“Before I lost my father, I never understood the rituals surrounding funerals: the wake, the service itself, the reception afterward,the dinners prepared… — Wendy Webb Copy Share Image
“When someone you love dies, you are given the gift of "second chances". Their eulogy is a reminder that the living can… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
“Death is a personal matter, arousing sorrow, despair, fervor, or dry-hearted philosophy. Funerals, on the other hand, are social functions. Imagine going… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
“Movie directors often shoot funerals in the rain. The mourners stand in their dark suits under large black umbrellas, the kind you… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“Samson caused the house to collapse, knowing his death would also result. Despite Samson’s deliberate suicide, Samson died faithful after having judged… — Michael Ben Zehabe Copy Share Image
“ The Voyager We are all lonely voyagers sailing on life's ebb tide, To a far off place were all stripling warriors… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
