I'm a typical Irishman in that I only get home for…

“I don't do weddings, funerals or Tupperware parties.”

— Pamela Kay Walker

Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

Weddings and funerals are when you figure out who your real friends are.

— Amy Dickinson

I missed a lot of family weddings and funerals because we were out on the road and had these big gigs, and you can't…

— Dolores O'Riordan

Bollywood is a great place. You can expect support for award ceremonies, weddings, and funerals.

— Pooja Bhatt

You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?

— Madea

Weddings and funerals have so much in common (except that in Ireland funerals are more fun - better food, better drink): at both, our…

— Michael Longley

I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking…

— Hemantsmarty

I hate weddings.old people will start poking me and saying you are next.they stopped when I started going to funerals and start poking them…

— B Money

“Funerals and weddings often take place in the same location. Some would also argue that they sometimes happen at the same time too.”

— Jarod Kintz

If you want to avoid weddings then attend funerals.

— Vikrant Parsai

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings.

— Jimmy Dean

When people connect to my work, it makes me feel great. A lot of that stuff is really deep, and when I play something…

— Xavier Rudd

Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.

— Jeanne Phillips

In Ethiopia, food is often looked at through a strong spiritual lens, stronger than anywhere else I know. It's the focal point of weddings,…

— Marcus Samuelsson