“Don’t expect the answers overnight. This isn’t a fortune cookie. - The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9” — Delaine Moore Copy Share Image
Which reminds me of a fortune cookie: you often find your destiny on the path you take to avoid it. — Hector Elizondo Copy Share Image
Once I opened up a fortune cookie and inside was the guy's cheque next to me I said hey buddy I got… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“Thought for the day: Twitter...140 character limit...must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers...” — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
I had a fortune cookie the other day and it said:Outlook not so good. I thought:Ofcourse not, but Microsoft ships it anyway — Unkown Copy Share Image
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner." — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Josh: Just because you’re not looking for something doesn’t mean you won’t find it. Sean: Well, aren’t you quite the fucking fortune… — Shannon Stacey Copy Share Image
“What thought or message would you put into a fortune cookie? Get up, stop reading this and live your life” — Ranna Copy Share Image
If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the Court that began:… — Antonin Scalia Copy Share Image
“...but I could see how hard it would be for him to imagine the rest of his life, and where it would… — Laura Kasischke Copy Share Image
“All this for two bad lines he could’ve gotten out of a fortune cookie?” — Zoe Forward Copy Share Image
Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers. — E. A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Most Americans don't know enough about basic economics to fill out one fortune cookie. — Neal Boortz Copy Share Image
I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
