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Voltaire was a smart cookie.

— John Perry

Sometimes I'm in the mood for a cookie, sometimes a bowl of chips.

— Dorit Kemsley

“Am I alone in this mother-food connection or does being with your mom trigger the sudden and voracious need for large amounts of mac…

— April Paine

“Do you want a cookie? - What? - A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one? - No. - How can you not…

— Nicholas Sparks

Cookie Monster thief, not liar.

— Cookie Monster

“Fucking delish, I don't care if it's a faggy word, oops, sorry, no offense, sorry again. [i]Delish! Criminy![/i] This is like a cookie, it…

— Daniel Handler

“Everyone needs to calm down! Okay, you got a weird cookie. So what? I don’t mean to swat your ego here, buddy, but this…

— Geoffrey Wood

“Did you catch the time-of-great-suffering thing?” Her expression softened. “Can you just make sure I’m not around when it happens?” “No can do,” I…

— Darynda Jones

Cool story bro. want a cookie ?

— Unkonwn

I guess I'm just a tough cookie.

— Cesaro

This is cookie

— Marshall Lee

Share this cookie for no reason!! :) Lol

— Rachel Copeland

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to…

— Elizabeth Meriwether

Your my daily fourtune cookie.

— Syoung

I would love to tell you that I don't worry about losing the weight after the baby is born, but I do try to…

— Emily Procter