I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control. — Melissa Satta Copy Share Image
“I make love like the desert. Ever implemented a cactus during foreplay?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I don't take checks, but I do accept most forms of foreplay and sex as payment.” — Gail McHugh Copy Share Image
“For some reason, the two of us arguing was like some sick form of foreplay.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The best foreplay is when a man leans over, moves her hair and delicately whispers, I'll do the dishes in her ear. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in… — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
We like foreplay with God, but we make sure we have our spiritual contraceptives on! Cause we don't want to conceive nothing. — Eddie Long Copy Share Image
“Touching wasn't orchestrated or choreographed to fulfill the requirements of foreplay. It was an event all its own. And it was erotically… — Amy Harmon Copy Share Image
“If simply through talking we are this good at sexless foreplay, imagine, if you will, what ecstasy awaits in our first kiss...” — Virginia Alison Copy Share Image
“Shaving a sheep is considered foreplay in some countries. But I don’t consider foreplay at all, not even before sex.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If keeping me off your dick wasn’t punishment, what was it?” … “Foreplay.” …“We’ve had six years of that. Do we really… — Kit Rocha Copy Share Image
I like to see oral sex and manual sex and intercourse as foreplay for my vibrator sex. — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
In Downton Abbey, foreplay is basically hanging your clothes up properly — Allen Leech Copy Share Image
Big buckets, magnum bottles of that Rose. On my R. Kelly, girl I'm bout that foreplay. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Instead of talking let me demonstrate. Yeah. Get down to business let's skip foreplay. — Jason Derulo Copy Share Image
“I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I do love foreplay," he whispered against her lips. "Days and days worth of it. I want to look forward to you… — Leslie Kelly Copy Share Image
