Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If people are cool, then they are not stressed. I pity the fool that don't be cool. — Mr. T Copy Share Image
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
You can settle for reality, or you can go off, like a fool, and dream another dream. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“Jake had never felt like such a fool for keeping a promise. He'd broken plenty of others he should have kept. Why… — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
I feel ruefully sure, also, that one must be at least one sort of fool to rush in over ground so well… — J. L. Austin Copy Share Image
Wise people speak because they have something to say;Foolish people speak because they have to say something. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The electricity came on for the second time today wile we were eating. This may be a fool's paradise, but it's a… — Susan Beth Pfeffer Copy Share Image
Now that cleverness was the fashion most people were clever - even perfect fools; and cleverness after all was often only a… — Walter de La Mare Copy Share Image
If I could eat only one thing for the rest of my life, it would be rhubarb fool, which I make with… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
The first thing every mage should learn is that magic makes fools of us. Now you may call yourself a mage. You… — Tamora Pierce Copy Share Image
Its always been my tendency to lie to doctors, as if good health consisted only of the ability to fool them. — Denis Johnson Copy Share Image
I think that there are excellent and poor thinking habits just as there are healthy and unhealthy eating habits; and when a… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
I saw a fleet of fishing boats...I flew down almost touching the craft and yelled at them, asking if I was on… — Charles Lindbergh Copy Share Image
I believe that love between people is the greatest life-giving force in the world. It's intensely frustrating and inevitably makes a fool… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became a favourite saying of his later, and… — J. R. R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“I learned to love the fool in me. The one who feels too much, talks too much, takes too many chances, wins… — Theodore Isaac Rubin Copy Share Image
I was so sentimental about you I'd break any one's heart for you. My, I was a damned fool. I broke my… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Do they think that I am such a damned fool as to think myself fit for President of the United States? No,… — Andrew Jackson Copy Share Image
Dont fool yourself that you are going to have it all. You are not. Psychologically, having it all is not even a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are irritated by rascals, intolerant of fools, and prepared to love the rest. But where are they? — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
One fool can ask more questions in a minute than 12 wise men can answer in an hour. — Vladimir Lenin Copy Share Image
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
Well then I'd certainly be a damned fool to feel any other way, wouldn't I? — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
My job as the writer is to fool you. Your job as the reader is to see if you can catch me… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
IT's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. — Generose Relano Copy Share Image
A fool is wiser in his own house than a sage is in another man's house. — William Graham Sumner Copy Share Image
A speech is like a love affair. Any fool can start it, but to end it requires considerable skill. — Lord Mansfield Copy Share Image
“A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing personal opinion. Prov 18:2” — Peter W. Gosnell Copy Share Image
“Unwholesome acts cannot bring wholesome results. The things a fool gains amount to nothing.” — Thích Nhất Hạnh Copy Share Image