If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people are so fake, sitting around lying on Facebook all day bragging about stuff they don't have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't single out Facebook as a concern, because we've got different local competitors around the world. — Tom Anderson Copy Share Image
Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It's more truthful. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies, Don't worry - if you haven't found the man of your dreams yet, there's always a vibrator. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who always consults his better half instead of his better judgement; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds… — Evita Loca Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My Facebook fans have become my family in a lot of ways, so when that was taken away from me, it felt… — Tomi Lahren Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time. — Dumi Copy Share Image
Dance to the music only you can hear, live everyday the way you want, and never lose hope, because sometimes that's all… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Midnight is the time when we think, 'Well, we should probably send our last email; let me just check Facebook one more… — Matthew Walker Copy Share Image
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Thinks certain people need to get there facts straight about the situation before they run there mouths — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People shouldn't be scared of taking a chance on a new life because of what-ifs and buts. They should go for it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LinkedIn is for the people you know. Facebook is for the people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want… — Mike Copy Share Image
For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
Invest in people. Souls are eternal. Count your blessings, and share with someone less fortunate. Be a blessing to someone today. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Do not cry for those who hurt you, this way you're making them successful, smile and be the winner. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Where did the inspiring Obama of the campaign go, that Facebook pied piper who friended the whole world with this update: 'Change… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're… — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
Yeah forgiving someone is easy but being able to trust them again is a totally different story. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how bad your day is going, just remember that somewhere in the world someone just got a pubic hair in… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW. Woman means:I just don't want YOU as a boyfriend now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know youre broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally dont have two-cents to rub together. 3.… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say: don't cry over what is gone, smile about what remains. No matter what it is that you lost, you can… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The only thing I have learned in thirty years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are not sufficient regulatory frameworks to handle the amount of power that companies like Facebook have, particularly in the United States. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
