My best friend told me about a great 80's porn site. I fucking hope he meant the 1980's. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to look for cameras in the mall to steal things, now I look to see if I can scratch my… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A person who sits up with you when you are sick, and puts up with you when you are not; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
STERILISE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a relationship where we found out each other's Facebook passwords and would check each other's messages. That's not healthy. — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
Forgiveness.. It Is The Wonderful Smell That A Flower Gives., When its Being Crushed..!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Never masturbate to a fantasy involving anyone you might actually have to interact with. Trust me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was a kid during the height of the Cold War. If I did something wrong, my parents just accused me of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The thing that's been really surprising about the evolution of Facebook is - I think then, and I think now - that… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are essentially an advertising duopoly, and we have almost no idea how their algorithms work. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've got 942 friends on Facebook, but when was the last time we spent an afternoon sitting in High Park with one… — Carl Honore Copy Share Image
's thought of the day. If you know you Love someone, then never be afraid to tell them. It could change your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“It's good netiquette to provide links in updates. Everyone does not know what you know. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong: I love social websites like Facebook and Twitter, but I think it creates way too many opportunities for… — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I began modeling in early 2015 through a Facebook ad my mom found. I was always interested in doing it. — Alex Consani Copy Share Image
There comes a point in time where you just have to forget about those who don't care about you. Find those who… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There is something decidedly faux about the camaraderie of Facebook, something illusory about the connectedness of Twitter. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a hard enough time in high school, fitting in without having to keep up with Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook -… — Amanda Crew Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in the world is to say Good Bye to Facebook. ''Don't You Dare Try it'' — Evan Copy Share Image
“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as… — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
I can forgive at a certain point. I can forget at a certain point. but I still have to let go... at… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook isn't a waste of time, it's important, it um, let's me, um, yeah OK it's a waste of time but you… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Thinks there would be a lot less road rage if everyone got off the phone, turned the radio up, and sang along — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
From the day Facebook launched in 2004, the profile was the most critical page on the site. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe that people who purposely try to hurt others really need to first consider how damaging that can be to their… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
