A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drunk Twitter because embarrassing myself in one zip code was never enough. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was at Harvard when Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook, and I begged him not to do it. — Colin Jost Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Stop! Wasting time on facebook. It's bad. Wasting time on arguing with people, that dislikes what you love is worse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can win any argument if you just keep replying with so? to everything they say until they have an existential crisis.!!! — Tufail Mehraj Copy Share Image
There's going to be a Google or a Facebook or a Zynga every three to five years. Those are really big ideas… — Dave McClure Copy Share Image
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A sneeze is like a little orgasm. Sometimes it helps to close your eyes and think about your twitter crush. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“How different would people act if they couldn't show off on social media? Would they still do it?” — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore. — Michael Birch Copy Share Image
I love people who post about every detail of their life on facebook¦ then get mad because people are In their Business — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone told me I should run for president. Dont you think that weve had enough boobs in the White House? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MOVIE STAR, a Hollywood resident who cannot live in the institution of marriage -- but doesn't mind frequent visits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ideally, Facebook would take all our clicks and information and would magically give us everything we want, without us even knowing we… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's no place like home. Especially when we're talking about The best place to take a shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I'm reading my Facebook feed, it's using algorithms, procedures, and methods to give me what I want, or what it thinks… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
I hired a guy named David Sze to do consumer investing at Greylock. And he went on to invest in Facebook and… — Aneel Bhusri Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook. People will like your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you make a wish at 11:11 on 11/11/11 it will come true. Provided that your wish was to waste seconds of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the Digital Age, recorders also tend to be oversharers, and with Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Pinterest, they can do so on… — Graydon Carter Copy Share Image
All women are witches, but if you pretend to listen to them when they talk, they will probably spare you from black… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Big companies such as Google and Facebook buy startups at ridiculously high prices - not for their products, but for their people. — Vivek Wadhwa Copy Share Image
Sorry for my absence.. My life is not just facebook.. I have other things to do as well.. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
I know I am not alone in struggling with Facebook and how we experience it through its news feed. — Om Malik Copy Share Image
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Believes that you should always be yourself. Don't change because someone gets you down!! There are friends who love you the Just… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
