If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
When Facebook famously moved out to Palo Alto, there were people in the same house Facebook was based in working on different… — Patrick Collison Copy Share Image
Boys, Women are easy. Tell them they're pretty. Compliment some shit. Fuck them like you hate them. Easy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Calls are cool, texts are alright, tweets are chill, a Facebook message is okay, but nothing beats seeing someone in person. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A beautiful girl is always hated by the other girls around her for two reasons, jealousy and attraction of the boys towards… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I would eat healthy but remember that 1 time Adam & eve ate an apple in the garden of Eden & doomed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She ask me would I ever hit her...yea ill hit cha wit dis LOOOOOOOOOOOONGàDIIIIIIIIIIIICKàªlol¬8==========D — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
To all the ladies who say gentlemen don't exist, they do exist but gentlemen are attracted to ladies not sluts. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Facebook is a ghetto for the creative part of society. It was created so the rest of society can function without having… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
We think Facebook and Google know a lot about us - who knows more about us than AmEx, MasterCard and Visa? They… — Anthony Goldbloom Copy Share Image
As long as Facebook and other social-media platforms make money by increasing engagement without much regard to the content they algorithmically amplify,… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
When I was in high school, I got bullied through social media - on the Internet, on my Facebook. That was hard… — Alexia Fast Copy Share Image
If you're on Facebook and you're trying to reach out, you really have to figure out how to feed and please its… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
Facebook draws from the public and public-interest sphere, a simultaneously bold and modest step towards acknowledging that our new networked technologies deeply… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
The first few days without a cellphone were difficult. I felt liberated from the static of Facebook and Twitter but feared that… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube have sparked a booming industry of so-called influencers - people with large-scale followings who are paid considerable… — Mary Pilon Copy Share Image
Relationships can end, if you stop doing what you did at the beginning. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Guys, it's simple. Treat your girl how you would want your dad to treat your mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, then we can be good friends. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You're so full of shit! If you're really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont have commitment issues, I been buying the same brand of whiskey for 8 years — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dudes need to stop saying 'Money over bitches' when they get neither. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
