To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't have Twitter, Facebook or any of those things. That's who I am. — Chris Sale Copy Share Image
I love playing video games. I love listening to music. Just surfing the web. Facebook, Twitter, keeping in touch with people from… — Trey Burke Copy Share Image
Women are like plug sockets. You have to stick something into all three holes before they work. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the titanic sunk because the look out guys were watching rose and jack makeout. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
For me, even with my Twitter and Facebook, I'm not on it all the time. I don't Twitter every day. — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't be posting nothing up on my wall, stay off my Facebook. And don't be tagging me in nothin' at all, stay… — Wax Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People nowadays take pictures, not for memories, but to post them on facebook and get comments. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we were a smaller company, Facebook login was widely adopted, and the growth rate for it has been quite quick. But… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Since social networks gained popularity extremely rapidly, there had been a debate as to whether social media was a fad. There are… — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
“What do you think your valuation is right now?" Mark asked as they both sat uncomfortably across from and below him, peering… — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
“For users, Facebook Connect offers what could turn into a universal Internet log-in. Over 80,000 websites use it in some fashion, as… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
If you dont like our counrty get out and if you are apart of the 12 million illegal immigrants then yes you… — Shawn Dee Copy Share Image
I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Rob Kalin, Etsy's founder, never finished college. Evan Williams, Biz Stone, Jack Dorsey - the founders of Twitter - are not college… — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
