HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not important to have long list of friends on FB & Whatsapp but its important to have some friends who can… — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do you want forget what everyone else wants. That's why I don't understand a post on facebook with comments and the… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
I go to the gym and I forgot how to lift. But not Facebook, Tweet, throw pics on instagram while texting girls. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
WIFE, A great comfort during her husband's troubles -- those, that as a bachelor, he would never have had; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd be a great mattress salesman coz I love removing pants for no reason and spending all day looking at porn. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a rite which a clergyman should perform at no charge -- don't they say that you shouldn't profit by other… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've yet to use a cellphone, and I've never tweeted or entered Facebook. I try not to go online till my day's… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
Many of my friends and colleagues are in the public eye, so they have to pay close attention to what they wear.… — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
“A fundamental approach to life transformation is using social media for therapy; it forces you to have an opinion, provides intellectual stimulation,… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. So we really experienced Facebook in a unique way. It launched… — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
“To all my readers. I don't need my daughter's okay to do anything. I was a writer before she was my daughter.… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
You may be facebook famous behind a keyboard, but in reality, face to face, your on the same level as everyone else.… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
