MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I joined Facebook purely so I could play online Scrabble. You have eight tiles instead of seven, so you tend to have… — Moby Copy Share Image
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think Facebook has a lot of work to do to make sure people are seeing meaningful things and not garbage. — Brad Stone Copy Share Image
Political activists in Hong Kong and Taiwan use Facebook as their primary tool to mobilize support for their causes and activities. — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen to a couple married for fifty years or more is that they both grow nearsighted together. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone likes your Facebook picture you uploaded 8 months ago... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you try to be different, you are being like everyone else. Being yourself is what makes you different. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
On engagement, we're already seeing that mobile users are more likely to be daily active users than desktop users. They're more likely… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
Facebook allows outsiders to add functionality to the site but reserves the right to change that policy at any time, to charge… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
“If Lenin would have had facebook, there would never have been any Russian Revolution. He would have had five followers, a handful… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
