You know, Twitter, they tried to cancel me. Facebook has tried to cancel me. — Lauren Boebert Copy Share Image
I see the people who teased me on Facebook, and they look like hell. — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
Woman can take unpredictable to a whole new level of psycho if you test them... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God made woman and the other day he made beer because he was like holy fuck, sorry bro. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You Are A Liar When You Update A Status And Say Your Not On Facebook For Likes And Comment. Then Why Are… — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
God gave us the miracle of life - sustaining water, & we turned it into Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi & Vodka. Good job, Morons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dont base your decisions on the advice of people who dont have to deal with the results. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We are pretty firm believers in the fact that you make your own fate, with or without the Facebook ordeal. — Tyler Winklevoss Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a guy likes you...he'll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for… — PrInCeSs PeAcHeS Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's odd about the selfie stick is that while it might faintly improve the photo you'll post on Facebook, it definitely makes… — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
People take fb way to serious... Serious its facebook if some1 swears or makes a wrong comment not on purpose people explode… — Kevin978 Copy Share Image
Do we value privacy in any real way? Thinking about blogs, Twitter, Facebook, MySpace... all these suggest we value exposure rather more.… — Guy Gavriel Kay Copy Share Image
I can't say I'm not grateful to have journalists writing about me as a genius. But I know it's not true. I'm… — Eric Ries Copy Share Image
I didn't set out to attack Facebook. Facebook has just been incredibly uncooperative. It hasn't respected the role of the media and… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Many American TV actors employ agents, managers, business managers, publicists and stylists, and are now adding digital media manager to the list.… — Gina Bellman Copy Share Image
“We are imperfect creatures created with egotistical defects, insecurities and an incomprehensible desire for perfection and the excessive use of social media… — Aysha Taryam Copy Share Image
I've learned to say Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke in 6 languages. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
U learn mo bout a person at da end of a relationship than @ da beginning — IG:Catone_2funny Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You are thoughtful... when you see me just as I am and treat me just as you are. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
TEMPER TANTRUMS: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook has created a rash of mental zombies in a meme-feeding frenzy. — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
