The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Just when you think world has found a perfect balance, someone starts a live video with terrible sound and shaky footage, often… — Crestless Wave Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
Everybody follows what Twitter says. Everybody follows what Facebook says. Nobody dictates the situation for himself or herself. — Inspectah Deck Copy Share Image
I do Facebook, but I only have my friends and family on it, and they always laugh at me for how little… — Joanne Froggatt Copy Share Image
Some people will LIKE whatever you post on your wall…and it's probably not because they like or understand it ... but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Treating your lovers like royalty all the time can lead them to treat you like a peasant. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People, liking and commenting First to like on a Facebook photo, Really? Will you get a diploma for that? Please Explain, Love… — Donya Ina English Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The idea of harnessing the intelligence of the readership has been lost in the quest for Facebook likes. For many, readers have… — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
Even though I knew my way around Facebook, Twitter terrified me. RT? OH? Hootsuite? Huh? My Twitter-savvy friends attempted to explain what… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why we were so successful in integrating with Facebook was because we saw people using Facebook to promote… — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If ever I create a website, I'll call it Two-Face Book, and I'll invite everyone to it, it will be a game… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl texts you first: either, she really likes you or she misses you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is achieved when silence between two people is comfortable; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My wall. My status. My opinions. My thoughts. None of your business. — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
