Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
I like talking to myself, answering myself, and laughing at my own jokes. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
KISSING, A method of getting two people so close together that they can't possibly see anything wrong with each other; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
At the Facebook engineering level are some of the smartest people I've ever worked with. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when youre waiting for a text but then you realize youre the one who didnt reply. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“it is sad when you say (you would take a bullet for somebody) not realizing it was the person that you loved… — Famosito Timido Enamorado Copy Share Image
Woman say:WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY. Woman means:I'm not going to stay over until I find out if this guy at the gym… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Three Mistake's of My Life . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Whatsapp...Twitter…Facebook (WTF!!) KapS — Kapil Choudhary Copy Share Image
I don't understand this whole Twitter, Facebook stuff. I don't get it. Make a phone call. Talk to somebody. — James Avery Copy Share Image
When I signed up for Google Plus, my reaction after playing around with it for a little bit was like, 'Huh, I… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
I think authors like me are always struggling with the idea that they should have a brand and a Facebook author page… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
One of the companies that we've invested in is called Facebook. In only two years, between 2009 and 2011, the information exchanged… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
People share everything on Facebook. That can be a very good thing or a very noisy thing. With Foursquare, people know that… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
“Pardon me for budging into concoction of the aristocrats blowing their trumpets, the demagogues' doctrines, the antagonists' squeals, the hypocrites' assertions, the… — Mukesh Kwatra Copy Share Image
The 'old' Internet is shrinking and being replaced by walled gardens over which Google's crawlers can't climb. Sure, Google can crawl Facebook's… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's always that person whom you wish their status was about you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We sin then we ask for forgiveness. God is my teacher and I, his apprentice. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is categorically untrue that Cambridge Analytica has never used Facebook data. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
