I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I does wish the like button on face book was a real kiss!! — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.' — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks! — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
The ones who are quick to jump your shit are usually the guilty party — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When life gives me lemons, I'm like What's the catch? Because in this expensive world no one's just giving away free lemons. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Before social networking platforms, people needed to know you to know your name. Today, people only need to know your name to… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I wish people would learn from their mistakes and not keep making the same exact ones, damaging themselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When taking a selfie, make sure you washed your face, aren't so white you look like you've been covered in baby powder… — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
The 3 keys to not giving a fuck: Set no goals, have no expectations, and never put your all into one, single… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear my friends, I do not have a diary or journal where I can write all my status, but the I realize… — Scientist Copy Share Image
If you're a detective, and you use your channels to get to Facebook, and you get someone that has access, you can… — Seph Lawless Copy Share Image
If you don't want to know the truth, don't ask. If you do ask and don't like it, quit asking. If you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If Lenin would have had facebook, there would never have been any Russian Revolution. He would have had five followers, a handful… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
Even though I knew my way around Facebook, Twitter terrified me. RT? OH? Hootsuite? Huh? My Twitter-savvy friends attempted to explain what… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why we were so successful in integrating with Facebook was because we saw people using Facebook to promote… — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The idea of harnessing the intelligence of the readership has been lost in the quest for Facebook likes. For many, readers have… — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
“I have a bad habit of dropping verbal pellets to get a reaction, like Ursula LeGuin’s “A novelist’s business is lying” (that… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
There is a long tradition in China for writers and journalists to take pen names, partly as protection from retaliation by authorities.… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I have to compete, I shall claim defeat. I refuse to repeat being cheated. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
“I wish I were like Facebook; being able to 'like' and 'share' everything I get.” — Ashok Kallarakkal Copy Share Image
Theres always that one bitch that likes all of your boyfriends pictures on facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
