I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It only takes one positive thought to wipe out thousands of negative ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave Facebook and Oculus to work on curing diseases using some new imaging technologies I've been incubating for… — Mary Lou Jepsen Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you find the word Love in the dictionary you will know the meaning, If you find LOVE from someone, you will… — Ab Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thanks to social media such as Facebook and Twitter, a far wider range of people take part in gathering, filtering and distributing… — Lionel Barber Copy Share Image
If you wanna add me on facebook my name is James Melendez and this picture is the picture on my profile page… — James Melendez Copy Share Image
All sorts of factors contribute to what Facebook or Twitter present in a feed, or what Google or Bing show us in… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
“Your ideas are bound to forces of which you have no control due to the fact that you've voluntarily submitted your freedom… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
I am a Facebook voyeur. I feel bad about it because I never put anything on there, but I find it fun… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are battling over who will be our gateway to the rest of the Internet through 'like' buttons and universal… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to buy advertising for my book '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' on Facebook because, according to their representative,… — Mike Gallagher Copy Share Image
It is illegal for foreign entities to buy political ads in the United States. But that didn't stop the purchase of thousands… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why don't blind people sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of their dogs! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They named it Twitter because Licking each other dirty asses was too long. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, you look bangable, so ill add you. — Aalaynah Thompson Copy Share Image
Regarding the Boy Scouts, I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
