I typed the word Google into Google. Guess what came up? Everything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Strangers think Im quiet, my friends think Im outgoing, my best friends know Im insane. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
So your name is Will, But you don't call your crotch The Willderness, then what the fuck? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here's the lovely thing about not-chronic, non-clinical insomnia; you get to see dawn. Otherwise it's just great for procrastination and doing stupid… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I tweet, Facebook, website, but guess what? Do I look at any response? Have I ever looked at a response? I wouldn't… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The evening makes me think Facebook is a blessing and a curse. Sure, it helps us keep track of people with whom… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL COZ WENEVA IM SAD INBOX DERS ALEAST ONE CUTE GIRL TO CHEER ME UP..DATS Y I SAY HEAVEN IS… — Raveen Copy Share Image
Does Facebook act as though I own my online life, or as though it does? Concretely: Can I control what data it… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
“What is it that you ever wanted in life? Who cares about you? Who laughs with you? Who shared your hopes and… — The Eldest Copy Share Image
The viral power of online media has proven how fast creative ideas can be spread and adopted, using tools like cellphones, digital… — Tina Brown Copy Share Image
“Face-book has all the social graces of a nose-picking, hyperactive six-year-old, standing at the threshold of your attention and chanting, “I know… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Before the Internet, before BBSes and Fidonet and Usenet and LiveJournal and blogs and Facebook and Twitter, before the World Wide Web… — Patrick Nielsen Hayden Copy Share Image
We'll continue to expand our footprint... Oracle's Fusion cloud applications for HCM, CRM and ERP all have a new simplified user interface… — Larry Ellison Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
A detective on the drug detail developed seizures. He is a narcoleptic. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
