You are my song playing so softly in my heart, I reach for you, you seem so near yet so far. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a waitress tells me the plate is hot I can't help but touch it anyway. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies, when a guy whistles at you, ignore him. You're a lady, not a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making a facebook status about me is real mature. I have a face for a reason.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Worst Feeling Ever: Needing to sneeze, just about to sneeze...don't sneeze. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pizza is like sex, when it is good, it's really good, and when it's bad...it's still pretty good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mumbling along to a song you dont really know but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook, where relationships are perfect, liars believe their own lies & the world shows off they are living a great life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life: Every second gives you a chance to turn it all around... and every second is a chance for it all to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like IF u AGREE that From a girls point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guys point of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you don't know whether liking a sad status shows your support, or if it means you like their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls used to get undressed for their husbands only.. in 1995 girls started to get undressed for the money.. in 2012 girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize you've kept talking even after your call dropped out... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding my phone when I'm in the tub, is similar to holding a loved one over a cliff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ebay is probably the most dangerous place to hang around after a night of drinking. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't trust people that put the twist tie back on the bread...just spin it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Restarting the whole song over just because you missed your favorite part. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember, if we happen to get caught, you are deaf and I don't speak English. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seeing a spider is not the problem. It becomes a problem when it disappears! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
4-way stop rules are a piece of cake. You got there first, you go first. Stop waving at me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people who want to be in your life will always find a way, just don't push them away. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you accidentally type your password in the username slot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
