I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her. — Tao Lin Copy Share Image
A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’. — Drake Copy Share Image
You're strong enough to get over them, it's just going to take time. Just be strong, keep busy and focus on your… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Don't let your EX destroy your future with someone new, someone better.. someone who will appreciate you — Carson Kolhoff Copy Share Image
The best revenge you can get on your ex is to move on. If you become bitter and give up on love… — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
I've been stuck in past for about 4 hours, or about 1 years depending on how you looked at things. I tried… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
When your EX says You will NEVER again find someone like me, smile and count your blessings! :) — Miranda H Copy Share Image
“You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
Every ex that breaks your heart isn't a bad person. They just don't feel the same way that you do, and you… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Always remember why you broke up with someone because good memories can make you forget all the bad things about them. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll have to prove yourself to hell and back a million diffrent times to earn love & trust back. Realize what you… — DavidDave Copy Share Image
I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer… but no one will do it. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
You are not ready for your next if you are still trying to impress your ex !! — AaRon CcHan Copy Share Image
Everything is alright in the end. If it's not alright, then it's not the end.:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You better look under W for [Whore] in the phonebook. But then again, she isn't that smart, better look under H — Megan Marie Copy Share Image
The fact that you're no longer here, will always cause me pain. But you're forever in my heart. — Thabang Tshehla Copy Share Image
I am the ex who your girlfriend will stalk, who your mother will miss and who you hated to lose — Sarah Moores Copy Share Image
You can't run away. And the innocence you spoiled, Found a way to live. Im not Jesus. I will not forgive… — CTate Copy Share Image
Being friends with your ex is like running on treadmill. U think u are moving on and on and on but in… — Blossom Copy Share Image
Every time I hear a song that reminds me of my ex I have a strong erg to punch the radio. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Eating Taco Bell is like sleeping with your ex. I feel horrible afterwards and I'm always drunk when I do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling your Ex-Girlfriend when you cant handle your current girlfriend shows how weak you are. — Kashumba Kanyeba Copy Share Image
We always talk about the girl code. but every time you get a new bf you drop your friends and expect them… — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
She might be my ex girlfriend but that doesn't mean you tave to talk all bad about her — Phee The God Copy Share Image
I hate it when one of your exes wants you back after they see you're happier without them. — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
It is time to start watering your own floors. Start living your life they way YOU want it not someone else. — London Mond Copy Share Image
Your ex is moving on with their life, and whether you want to or not you have to move on with your… — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
The person whom you love the most breaks your heart & leaves you, Even after years when you see that person, your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch E.T, why the fuck does he wanna watch his ex girlfriend find her way home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't let her sell you her rumors sweets, she is just an EX! A woman scorned. She is a woman rejected in… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it. — Jessica Mcdoodle Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was better than your Ex. I'll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say that I should forget my ex. I ask them why I should forget a good example of my mistake — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don't worry about who I'm with now. It's not you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend would say I am a bit of a romantic. Well, actually, she'd say I bit a romantic. I bit… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's better to leave your ex in the past than to bring the same mistake to your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image