My ex-girlfriend started talking about marriage yesterday. Hence the 'ex'. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about… — Nakia R. Laushaul Copy Share Image
“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Careening through the universe Your axis on a tilt, you're guiltless and free, I hope you take a piece of me with… — Third Eye Blind Copy Share Image
If I can turn back time, I want to fix my relationship with my first love and marry him/her . — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love, and that he will never forget. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you see your ex approaching you, dont get tense. He is just a big past tense — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shot through the heart, And youre to blame, Darlin, You give love a bad name. — Bon Jovi Copy Share Image
“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“you should change your Password" "not exactly a priority so I haven't got'round to it" "I'll do it for you"I offered. His… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I had a dream of my ex Girlfriend. She was with her new boyfriend. But it was all right because she Do… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“After they broke up, Renaldo's ex girlfriend said to never again date an older woman. And he wisely listened to her, because… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Dear ex, best friend, crush and close homie. Do you think about me as much as I think bout you? I sure… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from… — Eddie Redmayne Copy Share Image
President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time.… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Stop going back to the one who brings you more pain than happiness. It's not worth it to continue to invest your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like vampire movies or zombie movies. I went to see 'I Am Legend' with an ex-girlfriend the other day, and… — Michel Gondry Copy Share Image
“It was the ultimate jilted ex-girlfriend moment. Empty boxes and wrappers of Tastykakes littered the bedroom floor while Celine Dion's "All By… — Cecy Robson Copy Share Image
If you cared about me as much as you said you did, why I am hearing all these stories on how your… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
“Brad (Lauren's ex) ignored Hayley (she's Brad's ex girlfriend) and looked at me, he did a top to toe and back again… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
She is still away from me. The final quarrel was an exclamation mark to everything that have led to this point,I released… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
Not a Diss Song - Killer K feat. MC Breeze Fuck fakes, fuck snakes Fuck fakes, fuck snakes Fuck fakes, fuck snakes… — Keny Copy Share Image
I thought that you loved me, i believed you ongoing lie lies, drugs and cheating that wasn't the real me- im not… — CTate Copy Share Image
I learned that love can end in one night, that great friends can become great strangers, that strangers can become best friends,… — Jenny_pajaron Copy Share Image
It's the Roman numeral for 10. 5/5/89 is my birthday: 5 plus 5 is 10, and this is my tenth year since… — Chris Brown Copy Share Image
