Somebody's ex girlfriend is another person's next girlfriend… Thats Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment is you have to attend the same classroom with your ex . — TheTowraMowra Copy Share Image
I've decided that I don't care anymore,Because you are my past and I don't live in the past anymore — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never let an ex make you bitter, change who you are, make you give up on love or make you have have… — SONYA PARKER Copy Share Image
The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings so many memories. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Love is like a forest, I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while “decorating” my ex girlfriend’s front yard.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love meeting my Ex's new boyfriend and thinking, 'Yep, I am definitely cooler than this dude.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Message to my ex: thank you for showing me exactly what I dont want in a person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are nothing for me anymore. You have lose a very precious girl such as me. Goodbye, my ex-boyfriend. — Athirah Copy Share Image
My ex-girlfriend was very sexy. She reminded me of the Sphinx because she was very mysterious and eternal and solid...and her nose… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
For me, I still have feelings for all of my ex-girlfriends. In different parts of my life, I would miss that person.… — Miles Teller Copy Share Image
It's fun to branch out a bit. I feel like I've held a lot of tricks up my sleeve for a lot… — Jennifer Carpenter Copy Share Image
I've been insane for a long time. An ex-girlfriend of mine once asked, "Is it true that all comedians are depressed?," and… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
Ex-girlfriends will find themselves in my new routine. Sometimes they like that, and sometimes they definitely do not. But comedians should come… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Naturally, every boyfriend comes with an ex-girlfriend, every business comes with competitors, but it is entirely up to you to decide how… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
“Just because I’m hung up over my ex girlfriend, doesn’t mean I won’t hang up on her. Hell, I’ve already been put… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
When it comes to past lovers sometimes it isn't worth trying to show them what they lost or what they could've had.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
I texted this guy and I said it was his ex girlfriend even though I never dated him. He won't really talk… — Cowgirl_Haley Copy Share Image
It was already tearing me apart knowing that I couldn't have you anymore. I spent numerous hours spilling tears all over myself,… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Its sad to know no matter what I'll love you until the end of time. I know things will never be the… — Brandon Larranaga Copy Share Image
Getting you out of my heart was too hard for me to do on my own even after all you've done…but more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Get away from my ex-girlfriend, you moany little whinge-bag.' Caelen took a deep breath, like he was in pain, and stood up.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
The title 'Crazy Ex-Girlfriend' is meant to be a deconstruction of a stereotype, and the whole show is about deconstructing the boxes… — Rachel Bloom Copy Share Image
For example, you can go on all the pro-life chat rooms and say you're an outraged right-wing voter and that you know… — Moby Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra, Stop asking us to find X. Because they're not coming back! — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
You act as if you still love me, but you let yourself believe otherwise. — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
Being alone is scary, but not as scary as feeling alone in a relationship. — Amelia Earhart Copy Share Image
I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
